#femalebuggy

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Start off as Attachment and Emotional Dependence to a clown, turn into full on Obsessive and Possessiveness.

( I actually had time to actually make it look good lol. )

[shuggymaniac]

I was reading pervert Shanks and I think he would be like an unintentional pervert with fem!Buggy:

Someone throws a bucket of dirty water on top of him and the crew forces him to go take a bath. He does not see the sign that says fem!Buggy is taking a bath and he sees her naked. The crew has to help him get on board as she threw him off.

He sees some clothe flying by and grab it only to see that it was fem!Buggy panties that had flow over. Fem!Buggy sees him staring at his panties and he get 2 black eyes

He is trying to grab some buns from the next table without even looking up from his plate and he grabs her chest. The crew have to hold her before she stabs him

Fem!Buggy is wearing a skirt as they are on an Island and Shanks trips, try to grab onto something and he pulls her skirt down. Shanks is found tied and hanging down a tree

LOL I loved the idea, Poor Shanks!

[The crew stops at a beach of a random island . Buggy is changing behind a makeshift curtain on the beach, since the ship is being fixed]

Teen!Shanks, walking backward while arguing with Gaban: No, I swear the map said—

[Teen!Shanks bumps straight into the curtain, yanking it down. Fem!Buggy stands there in just her bra and panties.]

Buggy,Screaming: SHANKS!!!

Teen!Shanks, spinning around, hands up: I was walking backward! Total accident, I didn’t even know you were there!!

Rayleigh, covers Fem!Buggy with his coat: That’s the fifth “I was walking backward” excuse this month.

Gaban, laughing: Kid, just tie a rope to yourself next time.

Fem!Buggy, throwing her boot at Shanks: I’ll make you walk backward off the plank!

——

[Rayleigh is teaching blindfold sword practice. Teen!Shanks is blindfolded.]

Rayleigh: Swing left—

Teen!Shanks, swinging wildly: Like this?

[His wooden practice sword hooks Fem!Buggy’s skirt and yanks it clean down as she walks by.]

Fem!Buggy, yelping: SHANKS YOU BLIND IDIOT!!!

Teen!Shanks, ripping off the blindfold, horrified: I couldn’t see anything! It was training, pure accident!

Gaban, wiping tears from laughing: Training to strip the clown, apparently.

Fem!Buggy, holding her skirt up, knife out: Next time I’ll blindfold you permanently… with your own intestines!

——

[ The crew is studying a map on deck. fem!Buggy leans over the table, causing it to tilt slightly]

Teen!Shanks, reaching across: Let me see the—

[He accidentally leans right into her, face planting against her chest.]

Fem!Buggy, shrieking: GET OFF ME!!!

Teen!Shanks, pulling back fast: The table wobbled! It was an accident, I swear!

Roger, laughing: Bold move, Shanks! Going straight for the map’s best view!

Rayleigh, facepalming: Captain…

——

Fem!Buggy, pulling a knife: DIE!!!

[The crew piles on to hold her back.]

Roger: what did Shanks do now?

Teen!Shanks, trying to escape: it was an accident! I swear!

Rayleigh: Grabbed Buggy’s Behind and said he was reaching for his sword.

Roger, curious: Was he?

Rayleigh: he swears it but at this point I’m done trying to believe him.

——

[Nighttime. teen!Shanks is once again tied upside-down in a tree but this time cover in bruises]

Teen!Shanks: Captain… they were all accidents…

Roger: laughing below: Best entertainment on the seas! Buggy, leave him there a bit longer, builds character!

Fem!Buggy, smirking: Gladly. Swing well, pervert.

Roger, to the crew: Ah, the youth… Rayleigh, remember when we were this stupid?

Rayleigh: in your case there is no “were”.

Roger: HEY!-

Rayleigh, ignoring him: Bugs, how about we put fire under him to see if it helps with his “character development”?

Fem!Buggy: YES!

Teen!shanks, stars in horror: NO!!!!

[pirozhokdia]

This post inspired me to share some old thoughts I once had about a Buggy clone/double. The idea was created a long time ago and completely forgotten, but this post somehow brought those memories back. :)

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https://www.tumblr.com/shuggymaniac/818611552094748672/i-wonder-how-shanks-would-fare-if-somehow-there?source=share

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There are two main stories and one smaller idea at the end. :]

For reasons nobody understands, Buggy suddenly splits into two separate versions of himself.

The first Buggy is calm. He always wants a cigarette, looks exhausted, and is incredibly lazy. He doesn't really care about anything or anyone. If he dislikes someone, he won't waste time arguing or figuring things out—he'll simply kill them. Though, most of the time, he'll probably be too lazy to even do that.

At the same time, he acts as a sort of brake for the second Buggy.

The second Buggy is theatrical, loud, cheerful, and completely insane. (Their clothes are different as well.)

This Buggy kills with a smile and finds amusement in almost everything. He's more cruel and creative when it comes to torture and slow, painful deaths. Though, to be fair, both of them enjoy watching others suffer.

If he doesn't like something, he'll simply go, "Nope," dodge the problem, and continue on his way. He can easily get carried away, which often leads to questionable decisions. Since he's bored most of the time, he might invent an entire persona for himself and commit to it for days or even weeks.

Despite his madness, this Buggy is actually the more reasonable one—at least until his emotions and adrenaline completely take over.

Both Buggies are calculating. The difference is that one is too lazy to finish thinking through his plans, while the other constantly gets distracted by whatever catches his attention.

Overall, they get along surprisingly well and usually listen to each other in order to avoid doing something truly stupid.

Of course, that doesn't always work.

The funniest part is that the Cross Guild has absolutely no idea Buggy has split into two people. And that opens the door for an endless number of hilarious situations. :)

Second Story

In this version, Buggy either finds a strange lantern or becomes the victim of some kind of quirk, magic, or curse.

I imagined the beginning of this story either on Luffy's ship or on some random island. It always seemed to me that Buggy is capable of unconsciously saving someone — for example, accidentally pushing a person out of danger without even realizing it. Perhaps it is exactly such an action that causes the lantern to appear.

Buggy emerges from a cloud of thick smoke.

In his hands is an ancient lantern with an unusual blue flame burning inside. Buggy himself looks much younger — around twenty-six years old. He seems slightly tired, nervous, and constantly on edge.

The lantern's main feature is that other versions of Buggy can appear from it at any moment. As time goes on, more and more of them begin to emerge.

They cannot move too far away from the lantern because they are connected to it. Technically, they are still the same person, simply divided into separate parts of his personality. While inside the lantern, they resemble souls; outside of it, they take on physical forms.

Young Buggy always keeps the lantern with him and never allows anyone else to touch it. He is the one who keeps all the other Buggies under control.

He serves as the voice of reason, logic, and common sense.

To him, the lantern is literally his heart and soul. Giving it to someone else would be almost the same as tearing out his own heart and placing it in another person's hands. Losing the lantern could lead to death or something even worse. Because of that, the lantern is perceived as a part of his body.

I even considered adding Buggy's real body somewhere nearby — motionless, as if asleep. Or perhaps making it a translucent ghost that no one could touch. But maybe that would be a bit too much.

───

Child Buggy

He embodies Buggy's inner child — everything bright, sincere, and kind that still remains within him.

This doesn't mean that he represents happiness or joy. All of the Buggies have their own emotions. Rather, each of them represents a different side of Buggy's personality.

Child Buggy behaves exactly like a child.

He craves attention, loves running, jumping, touching everything around him, and exploring the world. He's naive, trusting, and can easily burst into tears if someone hurts his feelings.

The other Buggies often try to silence him or ignore him. However, no matter how much they pretend he annoys them, they all still feel emotionally hurt whenever he suffers.

Most of the group's life energy is also stored within him.

And he's adorable. When he smiles, it's as if rays of sunlight are shining out of him. He wears orange clothing, just like he did in the flashback shown during Oden's story.

───

Teenager Buggy

Teenage Buggy looks like the most miserable of them all.

He is apathetic, withdrawn, and constantly carries a heavy burden of emotions inside himself. It doesn't take much to push him toward irritation, anger, or even a breakdown.

He often feels like crying, but he never does so in front of other people. Only inside the lantern, where nobody can see him.

To outsiders, he appears completely indifferent to everything around him. But the moment someone tries to get close, he either becomes hostile, snaps at them, or simply turns away.

Not only because he hates and distrusts everyone.

But also because he is convinced that nobody would understand him anyway.

And because he doesn't want to share what is hurting him. (Let's be honest — it's often difficult for all of us to talk about our feelings and share them with others.)

He remains alone with his problems, and talking to himself about them doesn't always help.

If you imagined him visually, there would constantly be a small gray rain cloud floating above his head.

He looks like sixteen-year-old Buggy — the Buggy from the day he parted ways with Shanks.

───

Adult Buggy

This version is the closest to the Buggy we know from Orange Town.

He is energetic, confident, and serves as a source of motivation for the others.

Maybe not the healthiest kind of motivation.

But motivation nonetheless.

He's like a sharp edge of aggression mixed with a slightly crazy smile.

He loves chaos, mocking his enemies, and openly enjoys the suffering of others. There is a lot of cruelty in him, but at the same time, he is usually the one who pushes the others forward.

───

Abnormal Buggy

Nobody touches this version.

And nobody wants to wake him up.

He appears as a dark, shapeless mass hidden somewhere deep inside the lantern.

At his core, he is not really a separate personality, but the embodiment of absolute rage.

Abnormal Buggy only appears when the real Buggy is pushed so far that he no longer understands what he is doing.

In those moments, reason, fear, and self-control disappear.

Only the desire to destroy remains.

Imagine Buggy awakening his Devil Fruit while simultaneously standing on the edge of a complete emotional breakdown.

Pure aggression.

Pure destruction.

♂️ and ♀️ Versions of Buggy

Here's another idea that exists purely for fun and awkward situations.

[ Yes! Entirely for sex jokes and hot scenes. :>

Shanks would be surprised and absolutely thrilled :D ]

And honestly, I really want to see an embarrassed and flustered Shanks.

For some reason, Buggy ends up splitting into a male and a female version of himself.

I imagined this either as the result of strange magic or as the effect of some mysterious place that nobody knows anything about.

In my head, this story usually takes place either on Shanks' ship or on an island where both crews happen to arrive at the same time.

The two crews dock in different places, so at first neither side realizes the other is there.

Tired of dealing with their crews, Shanks and Buggy both decide to take a walk alone.

Naturally, they run into each other.

At first, everything is relatively calm.

Then an argument starts.

Then come the usual teasing remarks.

And eventually it turns into a full-blown fight.

At some point, Buggy loses his footing and falls into the water near a strange waterfall.

The water isn't very deep.

At first, neither of them realizes that anything has happened at all.

And then...

BAM!

Two Buggies emerge from the water.

A man and a woman.

For several seconds, both simply stare at each other.

Then at their own hands.

Then back at each other.

And then they both start screaming at the same time.

The funniest part is that their personalities remain almost identical.

Both are hot-headed.

Both are proud.

Both love making scenes.

Both are convinced they're right.

So instead of calmly figuring out what happened, they immediately start looking for someone to blame.

And of course, that someone is Shanks.

At least according to them.

Together they accuse him of causing everything, not even letting him get a word in to defend himself.

Sometimes they briefly turn on each other, arguing or trying to prove their point.

But sooner or later they always return to the conclusion that everything is somehow Shanks' fault.

The female version of Buggy looks very similar to the original.

The same facial features.

The same expressions.

The same hair.

The same habits.

The only real difference is a more feminine figure.

I've always imagined her with a smaller chest. For some reason, it feels like it suits her personality and overall image better.

Though, if you remember Buggy's waist before the timeskip, plenty of women would have been jealous of him even before the transformation.

Meanwhile, Shanks is completely bewildered at first.

Then he starts carefully looking at both Buggies.

Then he realizes there are now two of them.

And that's exactly when the situation becomes much more dangerous for him.

Because the two Buggies quickly reach an unspoken agreement.

If they're both here at the same time, why not take advantage of it and mess with Shanks?

Purely for their own amusement.

They tease him, argue with him, interrupt each other, invade his personal space, and constantly test the limits of his patience.

Every new minute becomes a challenge for Shanks.

Especially because both Buggies know exactly which buttons to push.

It's as if they've formed a temporary alliance against a common enemy.

The worst part for Shanks is that both of them genuinely enjoy his reactions.

The more embarrassed, annoyed, or flustered he becomes, the more fun they're having.

Eventually, they manage to push him to his limit.

Because even Shanks' patience isn't endless.

By the way, both versions of Buggy are either wearing soaked clothes, or only the male version is, while the female version ends up without any clothes at all. (The way anime often does it — with her hair conveniently covering her chest.)

Neither of them tries to understand what happened at first. Instead, they immediately point at Shanks and start yelling:

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Even if Shanks has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Also, if Shanks and Buggy were co-captains, I think the situation would be similar, except both Buggies would be even more persistent and shameless toward Shanks.

The two Buggies would silently agree to mess with him together.

Just to see the look on his face as they push him closer and closer to losing his composure. 🔞

I also had this idea about Buggy's twins ♂️♀️

God, imagine four kids on a ship.

Shanks, Shamrock, Buggy, and his twin sister.

If Shanks and Shamrock are Identical twins, then I would rather make Buggy's story about Fraternal twins.

Well, more for variety.

[ladyduchesspink]

Don’t think out loud shanks 😭

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Bath Time with mama buggy and her child man of a husband

[shuggymaniac]

Part 3 to this post {Kuja!Fem!Buggy}

Imagine!!

Kuja!Buggy: Shakky! I finished the design can you give me some money!

Shakky, raising a brow: And why would I give you money?

Kuja!Buggy: for my hard work, Duh! And for me to give to the Carpenter that I will commission.

Shakky: I thought you will make me the Bar front.

Kuja!Buggy: I didn’t say I’ll make! Look at these baby soft hands! I would ruin them by doing the heavy duty stuff! I will just ask someone to build the front and I will take it from there, Really Shakky~

Shakky, pinching Buggy’s cheek: Watch yourself and I will LEND you money, you’ll have to pay me back.

Kuja!Buggy: WHAT?!

Shakky: don’t give me that tone, I’m being nice by not changing you interest. Just give them the same amount back when you can.

Kuja!Buggy:…….a quarter amount.

Shakky: three quarters.

Kuja!Buggy: Half!

Shakky: Deal.

Kuja!Buggy: Jokes on you I would have said yes to three-quarters.

Shakky: and I would have given taken the charges plus paying you for it, but it looks like I’m going to be getting payed plus free bar front.

Kuja!Buggy: DAMN IT!!!!

Shanks: I WILL PAY!

Kuja!Buggy: I don’t want your filthy pirate money, AND LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!

Shakky: Actually, if you’re going to town shanks with you.

Kuja!Buggy: No!!

Shakky: Either that or no going out at all until I finish my shift and who knows when is that.

Kuja!Buggy gets irritated and turns to Shanks before she marches towards him. The red-haired boy’s face flushes red she she gets inches from him.

Kuja!Buggy, while picking Shanks’s chest: If you get into the way of my creativity I will slit your throat with my dagger!!

Shanks: Y..Yes, ma’am!

Kuja!Buggy goes to change her clothes and Shanks stares after her with puppy dog eyes.

Young adult pirate: She is cute and all but not as beautiful as miss Shakky, and her nose is a bit is a soar view-

Shanks doesn’t waste time to tackle the older boy and headbutts him so hard the other loses consciousness.

Shanks: YOUR FACE IS A SOAR VIEW!!

Gaban, holds Shanks back: Whoa there tiger, leave that shivery to the little lady!

Kuja!Buggy: Can you stop playing your stupid pirate games and get going already! I want to commission my work by today!

Shanks immediately calms down and frees himself from Gaban before following the Kuja apprentice, who didn’t even glance behind her to check if he was following her as she kept her head held high and her movements graceful.

Roger: Our boy got captured by the Kuja beauty, and a fiery one no less.

Rayleigh: I’m not sure if he can even handle her.

Shakky: Not even Golriosa could control that one.

Roger: what do you mean?

Shakky: Gloriosa is teaching her how to be a future empress of Amazon lily but it seems impossible since Buggy seems to have her own big idea for the future.

Rayleigh: is she afraid of responsibility?

Shakky: Not really, Buggy loves giving orders and bossing people around and ruling over them, dare I say she is even good at it.

Roger: then what is holding her back?

Shakky, puffs out smoke: Nothing, there is nothing holding her back, not that she will ever allow it, not Gloriosa and not Amazon lily.

Roger: ok now I’m confused.

Rayleigh: I think she means that Buggy doesn’t want to have control over Amazon lily but rather the grand line.

Shakky: try the entire world.

Roger: *War Flashbacks with Rocks*

Gaban: This is going to be one hell of a love story. O CALL SHAPORONE!!

No one could understand what Gaban said let alone reply to him before he bolted out of the door and following to where the two young teens went.

Rayleigh: …..can I have my double now?

[shuggymaniac]

Follow up to this post {Kuja!Fem!Buggy}

Continuous to the imagine!!

15-Year-Old-Shanks, sits on his usual spot on the bar with his head resting on his head, being bored out of his mind as he watched the pirates who should be tearing into one another laugh and fawn over miss Shakky, like it’s the most natural thing ever.

Shakky, hands him a cup of juice: You alright there?

Shanks: please tell me there is rum in this?

Shakky, smiling: not until a couple of more years for you.

Shanks: UUGGHhhh!! *slams his head on the bar*

Shakky: is it really that tortuous to you to be here?

Shanks: I will put it this way, if you ask me if I want to stay here or fight a sea king bare handed, I’d choose the sea king.

Shakky: *Chuckles*

Rayleigh, who over heard and punches Shanks upside the head: BOY!!💢

Shanks, nursing his head: But it’s true, it’s boring here!!

Shakky: I’m sure something interesting will happen soon.

Shanks, picking his nose: Doubt it.

Rayleigh, whispering to Shakky: What do you have planned.

Shakky, looking at the clock: My plan is going to be here around….now.

Just then the doors to the bar opens but the pirates don’t seem to notice until a the sound of small pair of heels clacking against the wooden floor and it wasn’t Shakky’s. The pirates gradually became quieter as a little bluenette girl made her way to front of the bar. Some let out a sound of awe as she passed them by. The only one who wasn’t paying attention was Shanks, who after finishing picking out his nose and rolling the booger between his finger then smeared it on the surface of the bar.

And that was enough to anger the little lady.

Little lady: 💢💢💢Y..You disgusting…

Shanks: Huh?

Little lady, rolls around before giving Shanks a round house kick that sent him flying to the other side of the bar: 💢💢DIGUSTING INSECT!!!!💢💢

The pirates quickly parted making Shanks land fact first against the wall, causing cracks to form before he slided slowly.

Rayleigh, to Shakky: is this part of your plan?

Shakky, hiding her unease behind a smile: No, it’s not.

After Shanks recovers he shoots up ready to confront whoever dared to harm him only for him to freeze upon seeing what he could only describe as …. An angel.

In front of him stop a girl his age, maybe younger? Her radiant blue hair rested his past her shoulders. She wore strange clothes to Shanks, they looked tribal. A simple blue top accompanied by a long skirt that was decorated with snakes that are dancing with sea waves. But was is notable about the skirt that it has a slit that showed her graceful long leg that was lifted up as if she was ready to strike down. That’s when Shanls noticed her face, aside from the adorable red nose, her eyes were looking at him……with pure disgust and anger….

Shanks, held his shirt above the area of his racing heart: W…what is this….

Shakky: Buggy, I told you no fights in my bar.

Buggy’s look of anger has melted away quickly replaced by a cute pout as she looked over to Shakky.

Fem!Kuja!Buggy: But Shakkyyy! He was being disgustingly and wiping his booger against your clean bar, you should burn it.

Shakky, amused: And where will I get a new bar front?

Fem!Kuja!Buggy, Shrugs: I don’t know, many men would give you a lot of things for free, maybe you can get someone to build you one for free.

Fem!Kuja!Buggy, Eyes sparkle with excitement: I CAN MAKE YOU ONE!! I will design it to be so beautiful and flashy at the same time! Oh please, Can I make you a new bar front! PLEASE!!! pleasepleasepleaseepleasseeee!!

Shakky, smiling: give me the sake I ordered first and you got yourself a deal.

Fem!Kuja!Buggy, Hands over the sake: YAY!! I will start on it right now!! I need a special spot to have a better view of the bar front.

The young girl searched ariund before finding her target.

Fem!Kuja!Buggy: That’s one is perfect!!

Shakky: But customers are using it already, are you sure you want to share it with them?

Fem!Kuja!Buggy: No worries, I have a solution. HEY YOU!!

The pirates using the table: Uhh, us?

Fem!Kuja!Buggy: Yes you! Move your asses from that table and make sure you clean it before you leave so I don’t get pirate dirt on my new dress!

The pirates: and what makes you think that we would-

The are frozen in fear when the girl’s glare was so great it made them feel as if a giant snake was going to bite there heads off. Without wasting time the pirates quickly cleaned up the table and chairs, making it look like it was brand new.

The pirates, gesturing to the table: PLEASE SET AND REST!!

As Kuja!Buggy stepped closer the pirates escaped and those who were near moved away, as if she had an aura around her. She put her bag aside and pulled out a sketch book and spread colorful pens that were well organized across the table and then started measuring the front table with her eyes and sketch it down

Shakky, massaging her temple: Sorry about her, I really thought that being surrounded by men would make her more timid, but I should have known better, that girl has a fire that not even the greatest storms could put out.

Rayleigh: don’t be too hasty, I think your plan is working.

Shakky, confused: What?

She follows Rayleigh’s pointed finger just in time to see Shanks Dashing towards where Kuja!Buggy was. But before he was near her sight he stopped in time to adjust him self. Leaving his straw hat to hang on his back and fixing his hair, licking his hand several times and wiping against his wild hat hair to tame it down. Before he walked casually and leaned against the table in the most cliche way of a man trying to flirt.

Shanks: Hey there~

The Roger pirates along with other pirates in the bar were holding back their laughter at what they were witnessing. Shanks was ignored, which made the nerves rise but didn’t stop him.

Shanks: I’m Shanks, from the Roger pirates, you know the infamous pirate crew?

Gaban as well as other crew members were now hitting Roger to make him hold his laughter better because it slipped for a second. Some even pressed their hands against his mouth to make sure he stays quiet.

Kuja!Buggy, still looking down at her sketch book but had a look of concern: I…don’t…remember….

Shanks, confused: Remember what? Maybe I can help.

Kuja!Buggy, still not looking up: I don’t remember when I asked.

And that was enough to make the entire bar burst in laughter at the failed attempt as well as the obvious rejection. And Shanls visibly dropped ….. but surprisingly didn’t move away.

Shakky: I’m gonna make some drinks, I feel we will need them for the show.

Rayleigh, massaging his temple: make mine a double for my rising headache.

——

Part 3

[shuggymaniac]

The crew is in Wano and are invited to the hot Springs. Men on one side, women to the other, married couple to the next one. Rayleigh drags Shanks by his collar before he even tries to bath with FemBuggy or ask her to go a private hot spring.

While there, there are other people and some joke with about peeking into the women's bath. Shanks mind torns into 2: he would not do something like that in principle, but if he is already peeking it means that he is already on top of the bamboo barrier so that means he is halfway so that means he only needs a little push and be already on the other side and be with FemBuggy and take a bath for old time sake as well as for some reason he can't understand he also want to do it and maybe she will be not wearing a towel and....

While Shanks is spiraling, he hears a shriek from the men around himself and a very distinctive voice.

FemBuggy on top of the bamboo barrier, with an arm drapped over it, while she supports her chin on a fist: "When I heard that you can peek into the other bathroom, I though that I would see something interesting. But you are covering with towels. This is as much skin as I see daily on the boat."

FemBuggy turning around and screaming: "Girls, there is nothing worth seeing at the other side, at least we are pretty".

All the men suffer such a blow to their egos that the "At least we are pretty" becomes a major insult.

I love this mostly because it doesn’t end with the cliche of Shanks managing to get to the other side and Fem!Buggy getting embarrassed m, but rather our Fem!Buggy boss turning the cards on the men!🤣

The men are all relaxing in their side of the springs when Shanks starts spiraling internally, half-tempted by the “what if” of peeking. Rayleigh already dragged him away earlier like a misbehaving puppy, but the curiosity is killing him.

Then comes the shriek.

And then there she is!

Fem!Buggy is casually perched on top of the tall bamboo barrier, one arm draped over it, chin resting on her fist like she’s watching a mildly interesting show. Her hair is up in a messy bun, cheeks slightly flushed from the steam.

FemBuggy, completely unbothered, deadpan: When I heard you guys could peek into the women’s side, I thought I’d see something interesting for once in yours. But you’re all just… covering with towels. This is the same amount of skin I see on the ship every day, kind of disappointed actually.”

She turns around dramatically on the barrier and yells toward the women’s side:

FemBuggy: “Girls, there’s nothing worth seeing over here! At least we’re pretty!”

The echoing giggles of women make men’s egos collectively implode. Gaban drops his towel in shock. Rayleigh looks personally offended. Roger is cackling somewhere in the background.

Shanks, face bright red, half-hiding in the water: “Buggy!- What are you even doing up there?!”

FemBuggy, grinning wickedly: “What? I got bored. You were taking too long to make up your mind, Red-Hair.”

Shanks, confused: make up my mind?

FemBuggy, rolling her eyes: PUH-leeese! You have been begging Rayleigh to let you join me into bath and then You hear about peaking over the barrier and not act upon it? I could read your mind at this point.”

The entire men’s side erupts into panic and yelling. Someone shouts, “She’s gonna tell everyone we were thinking about peeking!” Another guy dramatically covers his chest like a scandalized maiden.

Later, as they’re all drying off and the crew is still recovering from the blow to their pride, they turn on the real culprit:

Gaban, pointing accusingly: “This is your fault, Shanks! If you hadn’t started overthinking and looking suspicious, she wouldn’t have climbed up there to mock us!”

Crew member: “Yeah! We were all innocent until you put the idea in the air!”

Shanks, defensive, waving his hand: “I didn’t do anything! I was just sitting there!”

Roger, still laughing: “Classic. The one time Shanks gets curious, our dignity gets destroyed by a tiny clown.”

FemBuggy, now back on the women’s side looking extremely pleased with herself, just shouts over the barrier one last time: “You’re welcome for the reality check, boys~”

The men never let Shanks live it down. For the rest of the trip, every time they pass a bamboo wall someone mutters, “This is Shanks’ fault.”