Harvard: You haven't left yet?
Aiden: I was waiting for you. I thought we could sneak back into the school auditorium and watch an old movie.
Aiden: It'll be like our own private cinema.
Harvard: Actually... I have a date.
Aiden, secretly devastated: OH?
Aiden, fake cheerful: What's her name?
Harvard: HIS name is Marcel.
Aiden: His name?
Harvard: Yeah?
Aiden: But--- but what about Leah, Emma, Alysa, Caitlin, Michelle, Kenzie, Dafna, and Briana?
Harvard: Did you just... list all my ex-girlfriends?










