Dec 8, 2022
"Well, I'm bored."
*Tappa tappa tapa tappa tappa tapp tapp tap*
"Heeheehehehehe."
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"Well, I'm bored."
*Tappa tappa tapa tappa tappa tapp tapp tap*
"Heeheehehehehe."
Do you have any penguin friends?
"W-well yeah, like I said, a few. Just a couple of guys down at the rink, but I only really see them when I'm on a job for dad and they happen to be there."
"Can I be real with you guys...? I... I kinda want dad to just get over it, y'know? He doesn't have to like penguins or anything, but I think he'd be a lot happier if he knew they weren't just noisy jerks all the time like he says they are."
"Like, I've been here talkin' to you guys this whole time without my penguin disguise on and none of you have treated me like a bad guy. Well except that one little dude but I think that's just how they are to everybody... Makes me feel like I could go down to the rink without it and nobody would care, right? Bet that would make a whole lot of other not-penguins feel more welcome around here, too."
*SLAM*
"BLARGLE MLEGGIN BLARG BARGIT!!! KLUTZY! JUNIOR!! FAMILY SCHEME MEETING, NOW!!!!"
"Well, sounds like he's home. I'm gonna go ahead and hop off, see if I can get some practice in after this. Thanks for being cool, you guys."
"*Clickety Click?*"
"Oh yeah, Klutzy says bye too."
"*Click click! \^-^*"
Are you a villain? PLEASE say yes so I can make fun of you without SOME people lecturing me over it! -T
"Cool, so we're getting to this right away. Good to know."
"I only help my dad out with his hobby sometimes, okay? I think it's super dumb. He just spends all day making his big, noisy machines and getting blown up."
"At least when he asks me to go spy on Penguins for him I get a bit of a break from him. If he thinks they're loud, he should try thinking about how I feel being two inches away from an active power tool in an echoing cave at all times!"
Hi again Ferb! Have you ever heard of or met this "Gary the Gadget Guy" person?
"Uh... once or twice, I think. Just while I was out n' about."
"He came up and asked about my earmuffs one time. It was actually pretty cool to learn some of the science behind how they work."
"He makes Dad look like the 2nd smartest guy on the island... can kinda see why he would hate him for that."
Hey Ferb! You sure look like you're a master on Desktop Destroyer! Do you also know any nostalgic programs or software? I'm genuinely curious.
"Nah, I just found this while watching some YouTube videos. That little AI dude might though."
"Also hitting you with lasers."
Maybe odd question or questions but is Herbert a good dad? Also do you see Klutzy like family?
"Well, yeah man. Klutzy's my l'il bro."
"*Click click click! ^-^*"
[[INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM AN UNKNOWN LOCATION]]
"..."
*tappa tappa tappa tappa*
"Hmm?"
"Oh, cool! Looks like I got into one."
"Well, uh, hi... internet. My name's Herbert Jr., but I go by Ferb, so uh..."
"Yeah, my dad's gonna be out for a while, so I guess that means I get free reign of the computer until he's back... Now that I'm in this account I can... chat with you guys... or somethin'."
Hi again Ferb! What's your favorite party?
"I think it was called the... Penguin Cup? No, maybe the super hero one?"
"I dunno, most of the things I can think of I only heard about from someone else. I guess they all happened before I got here."
"Sounded pretty cool though."