BIOLUMINESCENT SUCKERS?!?!?!?!?!?! arms…….. ARMS??????????????? GRABBING HIS HAND!!!!! GRABBING HIS HAND AND HUGGING HIM EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA HE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY!!!!!!! THE DAY THE SEA GOD ARRIVED TO BLESS ME WITH HIS BENEVOLENCE!!! \(//∇//)\
This card is too perfect… his expression is just the best. >w< kyyyaaaaaa please let me be indebted to you, Azul!!!!!!! I will become the anemone in your grotto. Anything for you.
i think it’s been like half a year or something since you’ve updated an adeptus guide but tbh i don’t really care. baby i’ll wait as long as zhongli’s old ass has been alive for you to update it again (with rizz)
hope you’ve been good pookie <3
it’s actually been almost 2 years 😭 i updated ch 2 back in sept 2022 jdksjdj
did softlyspector fully deactivate or did they just move? i really really hope it was just move because when they deactivate all of their work gets deleted😭
sadly i haven’t heard or seen anything from anyone else about her blog, but some of her works on ao3 under softlybarnes
what about a short reader, like really short (i’m 5’0 lol) meeting ranboo irl for the first time. they get kinda intimidated by the height difference and their love language is physical touch so once they do feel better standing near ranboo it’s like the exact opposite, so now they’re all over him as if he was monkey bars.
also if you do end up using this could you tag me? i really wanna read it as soon as it comes out♥️
playground
hi love,
what about a short reader, like really short (i’m 5’0 lol) meeting ranboo irl for the first time. they get kinda intimidated by the height difference and their love language is physical touch so once they do feel better standing near ranboo it’s like the exact opposite, so now they’re all over him as if he was monkey bars.
also if you do end up using this could you tag me? i really wanna read it as soon as it comes out♥️
hi!! sorry this has taken a while, i am shit at scheduling (like really bad lmao) but i hope you like it anyways!!
cw: cursing
playground:
sitting in the airport, you waited for ranboo and his parent’s to pick you up. the california heat was absolutely miserable, burning you up. everyone in the airport seemed miserable, covered in the slick of sticky sweat. leaning your head over the back of your chair, you stared at the fluorescent lights.
seeing someone shouting your name you picked your head up, only to flop it back down. how fucking tall was that kid…? would he crush you? stomp on you like a large goblin man? take you with his long arms and kidnap you, like slenderman? seriously, what the fuck were his parents feeding that kid????
after a few more seconds of indulging your strange thoughts of the possible cryptids ranboo may be related to ((mothman possibly??) please?), he walked over and stuck his head over yours.
“hello!” he stared at you from above, your brain racing with ‘tall man… tall man scary. but tall man friend…? confuse brain: ACTIVATE’ .
“uh, hello ranboo.” you went to pick your head up from over the back of your chair, clashing skulls with ranboo. tall man = threat.
sitting on the floor you held your head, wishing you could simply evaporate in the sky and then be rained down on the earth. maybe droplet-you would land somewhere colder, like greenland. or alaska. knowing your luck, you’d probably enter the fiery pits of a volcano. maybe a desert. life is a misery of pain cursing you to feel the heat radiating of the sun. your existence was the explosion of one of the endless stars occupying outer space.
“uh, you okay there? you’ve been sitting there for a few minutes now.” when you didn’t respond, ranboo made a confused noise. “i didn’t concuss you, did i?”.
“no, no you did not.” finally coming back to earth, you looked at ranboo. sure, you had known he was 6’6'' but the knowledge of his height was not the same as seeing him in person. you would just barely reach his height if you sat on the shoulders of a small child. even then, you would still be shorter, as the small child would be flailing around. heh. small children are funny.
standing up, you walked next to ranboo. with any other person you would be running to hug them. you had finally met one of your best friends, why weren’t you bursting at the seems. the simplest explanation for that is that he is so much taller when your next to him. thought he could crunch you like goblin earlier? wrong. you are jack and he is the beanstalk.
while he moved his arms for a hug, you patted his arms in a way that felt cryptic. ranboo, already accepting your strangeness, patted you back. after the arm-patting-friendship-initiation ceremony, you walked to the car. time to leave the stuffy airport.
throughout the entire car ride, you sat as far from ranboo as you could. when he slid closer to you to show you something funny, whether it was on tiktok or twitter, you tried to press yourself into the car door. yeah, you might’ve been over reacting but who cares? he was a foot and a half taller than you, were you supposed to welcome him with open arms? if anything, it's good you were afraid. it means your survival systems were still (somehow) intact and working properly.
once you arrived at the house, ranboo gave you your very own tour. within this tour, a pool was shown. a pool that would become your very new home. it was already decently late, which caused the enforcement of sleep. while you each went to your own rooms, you snuck out. pool time, as an escape from the blistering heat.
in the dark of the night, you jumped in the pool, ignoring the noise you made. finally, a reprieve from the merciless, miserable heat. “finally, sweet, sweet, cool water.” you let our a pleased sigh, reclining in the pool, floating on the surface and lightly kicking your feet.
with a quick end to your relaxation period, ranboo put his head through his window. “why are you in the pool?? its like two in the morning??” he stared down at you and you stared back. subconsciously, you moved further away from the house.
“... hot. i wanted a reprieve from the rise of hell.”
ranboo laughed and yelled back to you. “yeah, i expected that. i’ll be down soon.”
you yelled back a “wha-!” but he had already moved away from the window. he was coming down there to what? join you in the pool with his tall-ness?
you heard the back door slide open and out came ranboo. it seemed he also did not have the energy to change, both of you in normal clothing. Running torwars the pool, he jumped in, covering you in water.
“oh my god! jesus! why is it so cold?!?” his head popped up and he was trying to push all his hair out his face. while he swan towards you, you backed away. he paused. “look, i don’t know if you’re playing some prank on me or whatever, but why are you acting so scared of me? seriously, i was super excited to meet you and i understand if you’re tired, but what’s your deal right now?”.
you stared at him in silence. breaking the awkward silence, ranboo sighed and went to leave the pool. “... you’re too tall.” you muttered.
“what?” ranboo turned around and stared at you.
you sighed, accepting your fate. “you’re too tall. you’re like, a whole foot taller than me.”.
he stared at you before breaking into laughter. “are you kidding me? seriously? that is NO reason to be scared i’m not gonna hurt you.”.
you threw your head back. “i knowwww.”.
ranboo started dying laughing, and soon enough you joined him. breaking out in a coughing fit, you stared at him. “i know, i’m an idiot.” you moved from the corner of the pool and moved near ranboo.
“yeah, yeah, you are.” ranboo stared laughing at you and you could see him scheming.
“no. no. nonononononono.” ranboo picked you up and through you into the water as hard as he could. swimming up as fast as you could, you saw him grinning like a fox. “you bitch!”.
this started a disaster, of splashing each other and throwing people in the water. grabbing pool floaties, you both fell asleep in the water.
the next morning your behaviors were a bit different. “ranbooooo. i’m bored. hang out with me.” laying on his floor under an air conditioner, you looked at ranboo as he was editing a new video. from the corner of your eye, you could see a phone pointing at you. he better not post anything on tiktok.
“i’m editing.” he smiled and kept looking at the screen, ignoring you.
“like i give a shit. let’s go out. get ice cream.”
knowing you would never shut up, ranboo gave in to your idiocy. “alright…”.
quickly getting up, you forced him to take you to the ice cream shop, holding his hand all the way. arriving at the shop, ranboo was forced to pay for both cones.
smiling, you chuckled. “gold digger…” you heard him mutter.
sitting at the benches, you leaned your head on his shoulder. “so, what caused this change in personality?” ranboo leaned his head over to look at you.
“nghhhhh;;;;;;; no.” you laughed at him, knowing you were frustrating him.
“so you just magically decided i could be a replacement for a playground?”
“i just got an idea! let’s go to the park! we can play on the playground.” ranboo sighed. you were the embodiment of :3, and definitely a handful.
finally this is out!! i hope you liked this, even though its late. very late… yes! But i hope you enjoyed this. side question - what’s everyone’s favorite ice cream flavor? personally, i always get superman from ice cream shops but strawberry from cartons.
ayo it’s been a minute since i’ve been to your blog, couple months i guess, so i wanted to tell you your art has improved so much! i hope your happy with the way it grew and your au’s have developed. remember to drink lots of water and eat regular meals and please don’t forget to sleep! basically take care of yourself or else i’m gonna have to shoot you with my love and affection finger guns! bang bang♥️
Oh no, not the finger guns!!1! 😳😂 Seriously tho that's so sweet of you! 🥺🥺🥺 THANK YOU!! I'm so glad to hear that my art has improved, I do put a lot more effort into research and training now than I did at the beginning of this blog and I'm so glad it's working and I hope I'll improve more in the future ^^ ❤️
I do have some trouble getting enough sleep but I'm trying me best to fix my sleep schedule! :'D Same goes to all of you beautiful people of course! :> Eat, drink and sleep enough plssss ❤️❤️
