My Master's General Relativity lecturer is a highly intelligent man, but since our classes are 4 hours long, he has a tendency to ramble. Some of the things he said today, in a comically thick Russian accent:
"Engels had a theory that monkeys evolved into humans when they learned to eat meat, very silly. It is a 20 page essay, you should read it, it is very humouristic"
"Why do you need all this in your head? Your head should be clean. Not for everything, but for stupid shit"
"Leave Feynman diagrams to computers, they do not deserve your brains"
"Raise your hand if you know who Marx is! [Everyone raises their hand] Okay, now raise your hand if you know who Engels is. [Same again, he is surprised] Normally in my Bachelor's classes, there is maybe one person who knows Engels."
"Everyone should visit Russia at least once in their lifetime, and they will then be happy. Because then they will be grateful that they do not live there"
