#ff incorrect quotes

[ff-incorrect-quotes]

Noctis: Why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?

Noctis: Okay, I just realized how bad that sounds. For the record, I had a nosebleed, I’m not a serial killer.

Zidane: We all know that's not quite true.

Lightning: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just so you know.

Terra: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would dissolve their blood and kill them?

Squall: Gods, this team is filled with murderers.

[narrative-driven-off-a-cliff]

Food Souls always ask me "Are you a human person or a food soul person?" Like buddy I'm barely even a person, slow your roll.

~ B-52

[case-for-shame]

Reeve : What state do you live in?

Cloud : Constant anxiety 

Vincent : Denial 

Yuffie : Perfection

Reno : Edge 

Rude : Edge is not a state. It’s a city.

[spagoleon]

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]

 Vodka: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. 

Brownie: ...I did. I broke it. 

Vodka: No. No you didn't. Eclair? 

Eclair: Don't look at me. Look at Strawberry. 

Strawberry: What?! I didn't break it. 

Eclair: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 

Strawberry: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. 

Elair: Suspicious. 

Strawberry: No it's not! 

Vanilla: If it matters, probably not, but Napoleon was the last one to use it. 

Napoleon cake: Liar! I don't even drink that crap 

Vanilla: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? 

Napoleon cake: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Vanilla! 

Brownie: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Vodka. 

Vodka: No! Who broke it!? 

B-52: Vodka...Pastel's been awfully quiet. 

Pastel de nata: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Vodka: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[incorrect-food-fantasy-quotes]

Bamboo Rice: Good morning. I have already made one bad decision and I show no signs of stopping.

[fuckyeahfoodfantasy]

Gingerbread: Wait, when did you two become engaged?

Hamburger: He proposed to me with a ring pop but he ate it first.

Cola: I chose today to propose so our fiftieth anniversary can be 4/20/69.

[incorrect-food-fantasy-quotes]

Whiskey, pointing at Spaghetti and Bloody Mary: You’re ganging up on me. Is this how it’s going to be from now on? I’ll be the odd man out? Dear god, I’ll have to befriend Fruit Tart.

Bloody Mary: Fruit Tart can’t stand you.

Whiskey: Souffle then.

Spaghetti: Souffle will set you on fire.

[incorrect-food-fantasy-quotes]

During the 'Castle Mystery' event...

Pretzel: ... Your clothes had been torn apart.

Oyster: I know, but it's fine—

Pretzel: [takes it off]

Oyster:

Borscht and the others: [covering their ears] And here comes the ungodly screams—