You know what? Fuck you! *Corrects your quote*

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Something I made the other day and forgot to share here, was just to use as a pfp for my class discover server since the server icon is also the Truman show even though I don't even really like the movie that much I thought it'd just be funny

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Bro no homo but the fireworks kind of sound like your heartbeat

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Some tumblr users are evil woke. They use the power of good for evil.

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The scary part about dreaming about God is that you don’t know if it’s God, or just a dream.

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You’re in his dms, I’m in his head controlling the narrative and his every move to my divine will while he can do nothing but watch and bare it as I push him to his limit because he doesn't know that I'm speedrunning get back into that unskippable cutscene boy we're not done yet

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Childe: Your task is to piss off an entire room of people. How do you do it? 

Il Dottore: Show up, usually.

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Aether: This is it. This is my deathbed. My last day on Teyvat. 

Lumine: I’ve seen you get into a fist fight with a god with a dislocated shoulder and a broken wrist but the flu is what’s going to do you in? 

Aether: My tummy hurts.

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Pierro: Some people ask me how I manage the Fatui Harbingers.

Pierro: Truth is, I don’t. I have no control over them.

Pierro: This morning, Pantalone asked to show me something, so I went to see what was going on. And then Tartaglia shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun while Arlecchino almost choked on her own laughter.

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Nahida: All of my people’s snacks are organic.

Mavuika: That’s cool. Most of my kids eat candy off the floor.

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Cyno: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter sets it down in front of you, they’ve decided you’re the top.

Kaveh: [Remembers one time when he and Alhaitham went to lunch and the waitress put the check down in front of Alhaitham]

Kaveh: First of all-

Tighnari: Accept it, I was there.

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Pierro: What were you thinking? Leaving the other Harbingers alone at an event like that?

Pulcinella: No excuses, I mistakenly treated them like responsible adults.

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Pantalone: Where the fuck…

Il Dottore: What have you lost this time?

Pantalone: My glasses! I can’t find them anywhere!

Il Dottore: [Staring at Pantalone’s glasses, which are on his head]

Il Dottore: I’ll help you find them for ten mora.

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Nefer: Why do I need to come out? If you still think I'm straight that's on you.

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Mualani: Is Mavuika hitting on Xilonen?

Kinich: Not successfully.

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Kaveh: This is the exactly kind of laugh I needed on a Monday.

Alhaitham: It's Tuesday, Kaveh.

Tighnari: It's Thursday...?

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Durin: Here's why being upstairs is better. When we're downstairs, we have to walk up the stairs to get upstairs. When we're upstairs, we're already here.

Scaramouche:

Scaramouche: Every day is like your first day ever.

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Kaeya, grabs keys and leaves the headquarters, then returns after thirty seconds:

Kaeya: I got bored and quit, but then I changed my mind.