#ff7 dio

[evil-robot-cat]

"Vincent is a Gold Saucer fan," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 6th row stands: Dio.

[tireddovahkiin]

Excuse me but-

I've realized something very disrespectful

We as a fandom of Final Fantasy VII get so busy and overwhelmed and focused on the massive ammount of main handsome boys, such as Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, Reno, Rude, Tseng, Cid, Rufus, Barret, blah blah blah...

AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS MASSIVE DILF EYE CANDY??? WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE I NOTICE???

MY BOY DIO DOESN'T FUCKING DESERVE IT- DO YOU SEE THIS MAN??? DO YOU??? DO YOU???????

How can you do this to this... Delectable beefcake??? Such disrespect!!! I'm enraged!

HE SHOWS UP ALL SHIRTLESS, PANTS OFF, ONLY IN BOXERS AND A FABULOUS CAPE, A REAL HAIRY, BULKY MACHO MAN, A LITERAL SHOW OFF IN THE ENTIRE GOLD SAUCER CUTSCENE??? JUST FOR YOUR EYES TO FEAST?

AND THIS IS HOW WE TREAT HIM!!!???

BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY, YOU HEAR!!! I SHALL MAKE THIS EVERYONES PROBLEM-

Look at him. A literal goofball. Loser in a smexy body. The BIGGEST GREEN FLAG OUT OF ALL FF7 MEN ALTOGETHER.

WAKE UPPPPPP YALLLLLLLL- AND GIVE SOME LOVE TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW👹

[felrend]

Introducing Dio! Strongman Director of the Golden Saucer

[holysmotez]

Today’s Remake thoughts feature how they might present the absolute unit that is Dio, especially with how dazzling the Honeybee Inn scene and the character of Andrea Rhodea is

For now I’ve decided to imagine Dio as the lovechild of Andrea and Mr. Torgue from Borderlands