Send the toddler to war!!
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Send the toddler to war!!
Excuse me but-
I've realized something very disrespectful
We as a fandom of Final Fantasy VII get so busy and overwhelmed and focused on the massive ammount of main handsome boys, such as Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, Reno, Rude, Tseng, Cid, Rufus, Barret, blah blah blah...
AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS MASSIVE DILF EYE CANDY??? WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE I NOTICE???
MY BOY DIO DOESN'T FUCKING DESERVE IT- DO YOU SEE THIS MAN??? DO YOU??? DO YOU???????
How can you do this to this... Delectable beefcake??? Such disrespect!!! I'm enraged!
HE SHOWS UP ALL SHIRTLESS, PANTS OFF, ONLY IN BOXERS AND A FABULOUS CAPE, A REAL HAIRY, BULKY MACHO MAN, A LITERAL SHOW OFF IN THE ENTIRE GOLD SAUCER CUTSCENE??? JUST FOR YOUR EYES TO FEAST?
AND THIS IS HOW WE TREAT HIM!!!???
BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY, YOU HEAR!!! I SHALL MAKE THIS EVERYONES PROBLEM-
Look at him. A literal goofball. Loser in a smexy body. The BIGGEST GREEN FLAG OUT OF ALL FF7 MEN ALTOGETHER.
WAKE UPPPPPP YALLLLLLLL- AND GIVE SOME LOVE TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW👹
Man brutally murdered, more at 11.
Happy Mother’s Day 💐
Guys who say Hiii
Guys who say Bruh
Guys who reply with "cringe" at every meme you send and proceeds to show super outdated memes
Guys who smirk at you as if they know exactly how to piss you off
Guys who know everything about you, including how to piss you off, but won't because it's unprofessional
Guys who caught up on Warrior Cats really late and got a little too into it
Guys who will treat you to their cooking and provide plenty of hospitality to make sure you're comfortable and relaxed
Guys who try to act like a dom but end up saying "You too" to the waiter
Guys who worked at goth ihop and quit because their manager shot them in the head and performed weird experiments on them
BONUS:
Guys who expect you to know things they've never mentioned about themselves
I think genesis rhapsodos commits osha violations on the daily
Ranking the FFVII Remake Himbos
Might contain spoilers, you have been warned
Barret Wallace
Handsome? Yes. Devoid of braincells? Not entirely. Honestly he radiates more DILF vibes than anything
3/5
Sephiroth
More pretty than handsome. Unclear if he has braincells or not
?/5
Biggs
Handsome? Duh. Unfortunately, he's smart and owns several braincells. Honestly more of a twunk than a himbo
2/5 because I'm biased <3
Rude
Handsome. Actually only borrows his braincell from Tseng whenever he's with Reno.
4/5
Tseng
Twink, irrelevant
Reeve Tuesti
Handsome? Yes. Braincells? Unfortunately.
2/5
Andrea Rhodea
Sexy. Powerful. Handsome. Unclear if he has braincells but does that really matter? Unfortunately.
4/5
Zack Fair
Normally, Zack would reign himbo supreme, but the remake did him dirty. Handsome? Yes. Braincell? Apparent. Even if we saw him 3 times.
2/5 im sorry
Roche
Dramatic. Handsome. Not a braincell in sight. He's just a motorcycle riding dumbass with a case of pretty boy. Slight theatre kid vibe but his dumbassery makes you forget. I dub thee
Himbo Supreme
Bringing you HD Sephiroth Meltdown since the Remake hasn’t done it yet
A drawing based off @meteorstricken‘s addition to dateamonster’s cursed lyrics(not @ ing them since they asked for anyone under 18 not to interact, which I completely respect) . Meant to do this weeks ago, but eh, who cares.