Excuse me but-
I've realized something very disrespectful
We as a fandom of Final Fantasy VII get so busy and overwhelmed and focused on the massive ammount of main handsome boys, such as Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, Reno, Rude, Tseng, Cid, Rufus, Barret, blah blah blah...
AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS MASSIVE DILF EYE CANDY??? WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE I NOTICE???
MY BOY DIO DOESN'T FUCKING DESERVE IT- DO YOU SEE THIS MAN??? DO YOU??? DO YOU???????
How can you do this to this... Delectable beefcake??? Such disrespect!!! I'm enraged!
HE SHOWS UP ALL SHIRTLESS, PANTS OFF, ONLY IN BOXERS AND A FABULOUS CAPE, A REAL HAIRY, BULKY MACHO MAN, A LITERAL SHOW OFF IN THE ENTIRE GOLD SAUCER CUTSCENE??? JUST FOR YOUR EYES TO FEAST?
AND THIS IS HOW WE TREAT HIM!!!???
BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY, YOU HEAR!!! I SHALL MAKE THIS EVERYONES PROBLEM-
Look at him. A literal goofball. Loser in a smexy body. The BIGGEST GREEN FLAG OUT OF ALL FF7 MEN ALTOGETHER.
WAKE UPPPPPP YALLLLLLLL- AND GIVE SOME LOVE TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW👹