Roman: What a spread I have today! What am I craving today? Strawberry?
Ruby: That's a yummy fruit!
Roman: It is! Or maybe I'm craving banana?
Jaune: (In a dress, Wearing makeup) Uuum...
Roman: But you know what they say about blackberries~?
Blake: Touch me and you die.
Roman: So cold~! (Walks over to Jaune) Mm, tell me, my little jungle girl, what's your name?
Jaune: Uh... M-My name is... Shield Girl?
Roman: ...I HAVE MADE MY DECISION!
Ruby: Yay!
Blake: Seriously?
Jaune: Oh! You don't want me! I'm a virgin!
Roman: Prepare my chambers!













