#fffffffffuuuuuuuu

[jongdaekink]

If he looked me like this... while I'm on my knees I'm....

...

...forget it.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I’m 85% sure I just broke a nail ._.

[syntaxeme]

I hate it when I get really hungry and my stomach is like, digesting itself, but my body's still like, "meh, nothing really sounds good; I don't feel like eating."

[dandelionofthanatos]

If this client. Does not stop. Being annoying. I AM GONNA EAT HIM

[carmen-samuels-tow]

SHITSHITIT'SALMOSTFOURAMSHIT

[soundfeild]

I love texting this girl and I want to get into a relationship with her but the problem is that she lives in another state X( Please move to west valley! It would make my life!!!

[liquid-pie]

>Weird movie comes on TV >Guys get lost hunting in the forest >Creepy abandoned cabin >Door padlocked >"Let's open it!"  >Find creepy child >"We can't just leave her here!" Yes, yes you can, you put that thing back where it came from and you run the fuck away and let someone else handle it!

[changwatch]

I am classic TV

I'm watching Nick at Nite and I'm depressed because Friends is on, and I remember when I was a kid Nick at Nite had classic TV on it. Then I realize Friends was almost 20 years ago (except this episode which was only 10 years ago), and the shows I watched as a kid were about 20 years old, too. Also, I think I'm older now than the characters on Friends.