#ffs omg

[creetch]

We are watching this movie and this guy started shooting at the main character and my mum was like wHY WOULD HE DO THAT TO HIM and my dad was like he's a hitman the guys just doing his job we all have to earn a living damn

[jellycar]

I wish Skype would actually update on my phone

[aworldofendlesswonder]

Jfc the little speech bubble beside the logo glitched and it looked like my icon was saying 'may your life be as long and unpredictable as pi' my icon is adric

[jprincessa]

all this bullshit is giving me a headache

[puristmalfoy]

You and Weasley should get together, Mr. Malfoy.

        Was that his lunch Draco felt churning in his stomach? Yes, probably. Firmly, Draco Malfoy thought himself to be a strong opposer of himself doing anything with the same sex -- blokes -- but an even stronger opposer of doing anything with the notorious Weasel. Scorn curling at his bottom lip, fists also clenched just by the audacity in which the stranger had shared their delightful opinion on the matter.

        ❝ Say one more thing on the subject and I will see to it personally that you get skinned --- ❞ 

[puristmalfoy]

❧ - I'm going to punch you in your privates

SEND THESE TO MY MUSE!

Yeah, I’d rather you didn’t.

[kimxkb]

/slithers into your dark realm/.. dishonor on you and your souls.

Dont’cha think they’ve got enough dishonour to wind themselves down here in the first place? Dishonour keeps me in business.

[kimxkb]

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