#fgo headcannons

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Gilgamesh Headcannons

just some silly dumb hcs

So I can't imagine Gil drinking out of like a normal sized glass either a tiny Martini glass or a huge beer glass there's no in-between.

Also since gils fashion since is cannonly terrible I'm supried there's no holiday related images or CEs of him in like the ugliest Christmas sweater ever. He would probably have a plethora of ugly Christmas sweaters that he'd wear in December.

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Guda headcanon Time!!

So because time is wierd in Chaldea Guda post fgo would be terrible at keeping track of time. it's like summer brain when your never sure what day or even month is it. Guda has that but like all the time.

The only dates they can keep track of are thier birthday and holidays as thier servants always throw Guda a birthday party and events always happen on holidays

They'd also be very anxious on holidays, always waiting for the other shoe to drop or something to happen. Something ALWAYS happens on holidays

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Chaldea Weekly apparently starts now.

Ever since Proto arrived, he noticed that she absolutely did her best to make him as strong as the rest of his fellow servants.

He remember asking the Caster beside her to give her something to be mad about, which confused him.

He later realized the anger is actually to boost her Servants ATK power.

She also introduced him to UNO while taking a break from farming materials.

He lost to her, but she reminds him that it was only him she taught of his ways, not even her best man Dia and Emiya knows her waes.

Ever since Amane got to summon Euryale and Asterios at once, she’s seen them absolutely inseparable. It was really cute.

Siegfried has this small smile when he arrived. Oh! It’s that small human. They hit it off once back on the first singularity, they’d hit it off again.

Emiya wants to know the individuals testing his rite in the kitchen baking from 12 AM onwards. (@green-spear-of-causality I blame you for this, its stuck on your followers now, we just enforce em) He still hasn’t caught Lancer or Amane (or both) on act of midnight baking.

He has caught Amane kneeding dough for Pasta once. But Master was so busy he couldn’t disturb.

To be fair tho Amane makes good Carbonara.

He wants to know the recipe now.

The frequent Servants that Amane Rayshifts with are: D’Eon, Mash, Brynhild and Emiya, and her Caster bro, who is automatically linked to her so she can’t be afar from him.

On that Note, she leaves Valkyrie to be responsible adult, along with Sieg and Martha.

She can’t entrust it to Cú, knowing him being mischievous himself. But he helps, especially with Teach being a creep.

They team to; Avoid Teach from being scratched all over by Atalante Alter; keeping Diarmuid away from female staff, with the very big note of adding Teach in the list; and keeping the peace and avoiding to disturb Da Vinci or the Doctor.

Diarmuid, who drinks his respect wahmen juice, does his best to keep his fellow servants, majority being ladies, away from the creep of Chaldea. And Proto Cú, who doesn’t wanna disappoint Master, keeps Teach from the remaining female staff, since Dia can’t do that.

One time he pursued Brynhild, he almost got himself burned, and Valkyrie kept spraying him with holy water.

Teach trying to pursue Martha was a bad idea.

Tarasque and Sieg team up to tie him to one corner. Tarasque being the intimidation tactic.

“What was the word Master used to describe him?”, Martha sighed, as they watched Teach struggle.

“I believe it was ‘That one neck beard that never left his mother’s closet’”, Euryale perked behind Asterios. The Father Rome had Teach in a choke hold, during this. The servants swore they heard the Doctor snicker as Euryale finishes that line, being the cultured swine he is.

Yesterday was when he tried to touch Mash. Amane had every sword in the book pointed at Teach, with Mash behind her, Emiya almost thought she’s imitating UBW.

He wouldn’t dare touch Master, not when he knows that Caster who’s always by her side is more than he lets on.

Teach was by then released of being her servant.

Sorry boi, if you were somewhat decent She’d keep ya and buff ya like she does to Diar, but that’s bias.

By Sunday, Amane got Sieg and Proto Buffed and Emiya is close to his second ascension.