So as a Valentine's gift, Theseus gives the player a crochet Asterios plush
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS PERFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So as a Valentine's gift, Theseus gives the player a crochet Asterios plush
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS PERFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why does fate theseus look more like achilles than fate achilles. something is not adding up.
Fate Grand Order Servant Comparisons
Theseus
Left - FGO
Right - Antique fresco from Pompeii
After several months too many, it is done
i highly encourage you to/hope you will click to read the full thing, but since this IS the HRU blog, I'll format the skills they'd have here below the cut!
Theseus is perfect except WHY WASNT HE RIDER
LIKE IM HAPPY I HAVE 3 ARGONAUT SABERS NOW FOR A PROPER CLASS ALIGNED TEAM, AND I KNOW MY IDEA FOR ASSASSIN WOULD. NEVER HAPPEN, BUT ALSO A PROPER ARGONAUT RIDER WAS BOTH ENTIRELY EXPECTED AND VERY MUCH NEEDED
Imagine Theseus becoming upset when meeting Dionel, despite the fact that the latter and Dionysus are completely different people. (I play the Jp version, so my apologies for using a character that has yet to appear in the En version.)
I can't really weigh in on Theseus' opinion, since I'm playing the English release of the game, but I was actually just discussing Dionel and his connection to Dionysus with a mutual the other day.
And honestly, I feel like Dionel would probably do his best to be diplomatic, despite the misunderstanding. Like from his behaviour in-game and and his affinity tales, it's pretty clear that he's like the chillest guy ever. Though it might be necessary for Merlin/Ritsuka to intervene if things get out of hand.
static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/f/f5/S396_Sprite_Stage1.png Questions for whoever told you this is a sword..? That's a primitive club. 2 and 3 Ascensions are fancy fantasy clubs. Why is this man a Saber? I'm baffled.
The first one yeah obviously, as for the others you answered your own question as to why the confusion: he’s a saber and while lancer and archer have never specifically been about the weapon, Saber class has always been pretty specific to wielding a sword. Clubs meanwhile are already specifically associated with Riders, Assassins, and Berserkers.