Jul 31, 2025
Crime Scene Haiku Fibbing
From the comfort of your chair, you can’t resist eavesdropping on the kitchen table drama unfolding behind you.
“I don’t want to.”
This is delivered with all the outraged petulance a ten-year-old Rosie is capable of.
“You have to.”
Sherlock’s reply is the voice of a forty-year-old male trying to explain the inevitable to someone incapable of understanding the physics of parenting.
“No.”
“Bee, this is important.”
“NO!”
Irresistible force meets immovable object.
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