#fic reader problems

[philosopherking1887]

A student used the phrase "struggle for dominance" in an essay and I immediately started thinking about tongues. HELP

[pastafossa]

I know I need to go out as an extrovert, it's important, therapist says important, but STILL

(It's Breaking Into My Heart by @shouldbestudying41 so go read it if you haven't, it is my comfort read)

[goth-automaton]

One of the most immersion-breaking things in smut fics for me is having to constantly convert measurement units to one's I understand. "His dick was 10 inches long" bro, some of your readers are from Europe, why won't you use something more universal, like, I dunno, bananas?!

[angelanimedesaray]

When you want to read the fic update at long last but you're at work and you can't laugh or exclaim at anything, and also do not want to be reading SPOICY content at work if that's in there, so you're just internally crying cause you want to read the fic update in your 3 hours to kill between appointments (you work on commission) but you CANT--

[pickleprickle]

It’s not fair that I have to work when there’s so much Obi-Wan smut I haven’t read yet.

[the-storyteller78]

Do you guys ever feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of amazing fics you want to reread but you don’t know where to start so you just don’t?

[pickleprickle]

It’s not fair that I have to be at work when there’s so much fic to read and write and reblog.

[therollingstonys]

That moment when you find a fic with a good summary and intriguing tags and you open it up only to find you’ve bookmarked already it but are like