Hi! I just started posting a new fic called Spite Is a Form Of Collaboration.
It’s set during fifth year and is basically a comedy where Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy start a fake relationship to push back against the chaos of the year and exploit the politics of Hogwarts, especially the decrees from Dolores Umbridge.
The basic premise: if Hogwarts is going to become a political battlefield, Hermione and Draco might as well start playing politics.
The vibe is somewhere between comedy, political intrigue, and rom-com, a slow burn with Hermione and Draco using each other to survive OWLs, school drama, and the increasingly ridiculous rules of the year.
It also has side pairings like Harry/Theo and Ron/Pansy!
I’m planning on updating weekly (possibly biweekly). Thanks for checking it out if it sounds like your thing!
https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/212282216?style=creator
Awesome!!!
Spite Is a Form of Collaboration - incrackandwhite - M, WIP - The new decrees are humiliating, invasive, and completely unavoidable. Dating Draco Malfoy is, in Hermione Granger's opinion, an idea in exceptionally poor taste. Unfortunately, it's also the most convenient solution to several very irritating problems. Malfoy agrees to a relationship that neither of them wants for reasons entirely his own. It's meant to be temporary. Strategic. Completely fake. Naturally, it goes horribly wrong.