#fig rambles

[ghostofcorsetspast]

Jason finds out that Tim is Robin and immediately confronts him which goes something like this:

Jason: so you're Robin, huh? you know I used to be Robin. How does it feel to steal a name?

Tim: emphasis on "used to be Robin." And I'm the 3rd robin. YOU set the precedent for stealing names. What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of Joker wanting his name back, RED HOOD

Jason: :(

And then some time later when Tim is Red Robin, Jason comes and finds him again like

Jason: wow you're doing it again. Stealing names from me (even if it's an alternate version of me)

Tim: remember that time you dressed up as Nightwing and killed people cause I do. I have the footage of it too.

Jason: >:(

[figgy--newtons]

might be rebranding on a new acc 😳😳

[figmentforms-the-human]

Why do I keep having romance dreams about Thanos???? I don’t dislike him as a character, but I’m not super thrilled about him either.

Like a week ago he gave me a neat rainbow nailpolish set and last night we were chilling in a log cabin he built for us out in the woods with our two half-Thanos babies. Even in the dreams themselves, i’m sitting there thinking ‘...ok...why am i here?’.

It feels like I’m an involuntary NPC wife character that’s been imported into a dream that Thanos is having.

....which would actually be a neat idea for a short story. Like, if imaginary people imported real people into their dreams and vice versa??? Ok, brain. That’s a fun concept. I don’t mind the random ThanosXme shipping so much because of that fun story idea.

[ghostofcorsetspast]

In an ideal world Jason is living off the money he stole from black mask and Dick is trying to find a third job to manage his bills

[ghostofcorsetspast]

new headcanon that Tim is absolutely not the techy Robin but all the Bats want you to believe that so they don’t have to hack.

“Oh, you know, Tim is sooo good at breaking into databases, you should ask him.”

“Honestly, the third Robin was just the pinnacle of tech knowledge. We all learned from him.”

“Of course Drake is the superior hacker. Why would you assume that I can do that? Drake is right there. Get him to do it.”

Tim is not immune to the propaganda

[ghostofcorsetspast]

since Bruce is tall and strong, sometimes his kids will hug him not because they want a hug but because he’ll lift them up and they can stretch/crack their backs

[ghostofcorsetspast]

lost days jason is just so good. I love him. He tries to be badass and cool and full of revenge and he just can’t. He keeps going on sidequests to help innocent people and kids. He’s like “talia I wanna kill the joker and Batman” and she’s like “of course, here’s a lot of money” and he comes back to have tea with her and bitch about the joker and Batman and also tell her about how he saved London from getting blown up. like obviously he got his stuff together by the time utrh rolls around (sorta), but man, lost days was a hard time for a very compassionate man trying to be ruthless

[ghostofcorsetspast]

Lost days reread ✅

This is the Jason of all time. He’s clever. He’s flippy. He learns things in a month. He’s devastated to see a Robin after him. He goes to Talia repeatedly after trying to kill an enemy (joker and Batman) with the comment of “Talia I swear I didn’t just chicken out I swear.” Hes tiny in the beginning. He unapologetically kills bad guys. He’s protective of kids. He has fake identities. A British policeman tries to bother him and jason immediately starts mocking him with “oh you want some tea and crumpets?” type comments. He’s unhinged and unapologetic. I love him