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♡ What their wedding invitations would look like
They’d probably have little dinosaurs, in all honesty. Super nerdy.
♨ Their cooking ability (or lack thereof)
Girl, let me tell you a thing. Kyle is an excellent baker. That man needs to open a fucking bakery because he is an A+ baker. Cookies, cakes, pies, donuts, brownies, my boy here makes them ALL. Don’t even worry about needing a wedding cake, Kyle’s got it covered!
As for other foods, he can make most typical meals: pork chops, steak, roast, etc. He knows how to follow recipes, so most basic house dishes are easy. As for other foods, he can’t really make gourmet dinners.
It honestly depends on his day. Longer days usually means he will crash earlier. On his days off, he’ll sleep in a bit and then stay up later. He has pulled occasional all-nighters, usually when a member of his herd (pachy or canine) is sick/hurt.
☗ What you’d find in their cabinets
Most people would surprised to open his cabinets. Kyle isn’t your typical bachelor. He takes care of himself when it comes to nutrition. The man will prepare his own healthy meals, not stereotypical tv dinners or take-out. So you’ll find seasonings, pasta, sauces, and condiments. Also there will be plenty of sugar, brown sugar, cocoa, flour, baking soda/powder, and other essential baking requirements. He also a few small sets of plates, bowls, and cups.
❥ How they’d invite you home for the night (yes, it could be a pickup line)
He doesn’t try to be smooth when bringing people home. If he really cares about the woman and wants a true relationship, he’ll invite her over for dinner. And, if he really likes her, he’ll prepare her favorite meal, including dessert. Kyle won’t automatically expect sex or anything like that either.
If he only wants sex, he won’t take her home to his dogs. He’d get a hotel room. And he won’t even be really smooth about it either.
▀ What they’d hide under the bed
He stores things under his bed, so he doesn’t hide anything. Now the dogs, his girls will hide all sorts of things under his bed: toys, clothes, shoes, if it’s small enough to be carried or dragged, it’ll end up under his bed eventually.