Cinnam- I mean, Millard "stop mocking my name" Fillmore ?
MY PRECIOUS LITTLE ONE
Sexuality Headcanon: Honestly... I want this precious sugarplum to be pan. Loves everyone. Loves his books & solitude more, but loves everyone regardless of gender identity.Gender Headcanon: bruh, what if he was trans. what ifA ship I have with said character: Other than him and his schoolteacher wife (TO CUTE !) him and stevvie d, circa 1850, when he was sad and alone and everybody in the administration hated him and he was a l o n e on christmas dayA BROTP I have with said character: WEBSTER!!!!! SUCH BROSA NOTP I have with said character: i found fucking zachary taylor/millard fillmore fanfic. THAT would be an EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP.A random headcanon: Well, first of all, I think it would have been very economical for him to have learned how to knit. So there. imagine him knitting henry clay a big scarf because he’s a Very Important Man, and he’s Too Important to get sick during the floor debate. or making zachary taylor a tea cozy that he knows is never going to be used, but even zachary taylor needs a christmas gift. or making Daniel Webster one of those stupid 18th-century striped caps with the tassel on top and it looks so, so stupid, but surly, angry daniel webster wears it anyways because he’s got a soft spot for his tiny sad fanboy.General Opinion over said character: First: what the fuck was with the Know-Nothings? second: besides the xenophobia masquerading as anti-Catholicism, he was a social reformer and a powerful president in his own right. he just didn’t puff himself up about it. he was TOO GOOD FOR THIS COUNTRY
