a strange but otherwise harmless act of hoo-ha @fauvester - Tumblr Blog

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

inbabylontheywept

artists depiction of event

redlipstickresurrected

Melissa Launay (English-Spanish, b. 1979, based London, England) - Paw Prints in the Snow, 2014, Paintings: Gouache on Paper

hometoursandotherstuff

tarragonthedragon

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

gondorrevealparty

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

gondorrevealparty

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

charlizetheronsbush-official

boomer-mythology-destroyer

watasnak

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

aflo

Settlers of catan

dragon-in-a-fez

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

dragon-in-a-fez

in case you're not familiar:

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

reallyreallyreallytrying

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

feluka

youre never alone. bacteria

watching markiplier act his little ass off. Good for him!

#honestly hes doing a creditable job!

ate so many lukewarm guy fieri dumpster style nachos on my birthday I had to lie down in the hotel room for several hours and then was only barely able to get vertical for another hour or so

fauvester

and they let me practice medicine ✌️✌️✌️