#filth.

[the-sanctified-matriarch]

How young do you go?🫦

You mistake my purpose. I do not go anywhere; I test what fate places before me. If the vessel survives the process, it is suitable. That is the only metric.

Do not confuse science with indulgence. I have no patience for such thinking.

[geekazoidfreak]

blender friend @zimuxnowchock and i were trying to isolate connor's jacket textures before realizing the actual color was most likely shader-related (assuming we didn't miss anything) and i'd have to manually change the games code to do it. so while i was going insane doing that i took a break from brainstorming, opened gimp and thought... what would comic sans look like on an android. see how it started out normal? i was still baffled. But it is normal

yeah. i absolutely lost my shit. it was really funny. we were giggling like little school children. zim said "it looks like he wrote it with a crayon". then said "you should stretch it".

this sparked the most depraved fandub that has ever existed. easily one of the most annoying games to mod, and instead of actually figuring out how to edit connor's jacket we ended up with android lore.

(cyberlife ran out of printer ink for the model designation so this android decided he would write it himself. on a quest to discover why cyberlife printer ink was so sought after, he discovered that $35,000 worth of printer ink was stolen and the android-human duo responsible for it ended up in an altercation. we found the deviant huffing ink in an attic and upon questioning he told us the human was taking from the androids stash. so it killed the human)

[venacoeurva]

He was so disgusted with whatever he just killed he fucking ascended

[isabellaofparma]

andrew doing up his zipper and spitting, off screen, after their car hook up

[halfwaydead]

you think you had the right to use me for your own pleasure? Think you got away with all the wrong you caused us? That’s where your wrong, karma will find you- And all i can say to you now is, I hope you like what you've made for yourself son, after all it's what you deserve.

[kingslayings-blog]

@striktlyspeaking You disgust me.

[californiasugarr]

Wow and I really liked you a lot... You fucking made me squirt for crying out loud

I can like you and be crushing on you so fucking hard and it still will only take one sentence to turn me so fucking off… . How dare you send me an eggplant emoji (obviously signifying your dick) and say “for you and your sister”, who’s 16 and a virgin, which you know about since she’s so fucking innocent and doesn’t do shit except read manga, watch Korean dramas, and has never had a BF. Like who the fuck do you think you are, putting her into our sexual threads like that. You fucking pathetic dog of a man. Fuck you. I’m so done. As much as I did for the sake of our relationship, I have the self respect and love for my sister to step back and say no. No matter how hard you beg, I will never ever accept your apology. You fucked up big time… Literally blowing up my fone right now… Loser.