#final drama

[magnificent-winged-beast]

THE DESTIEL BINGO/DRINKING GAME 2.0 - LAST CHANCE

Some time ago, exactly when the episode “Tombstone SPN 13x06” was about to air. We clowns weren’t clowns yet just destihellers. One of my first best pals on tumblr @castielismyfavouriteangel​ @daughter-of-the-rain-and-snow​​ @starsinursa​​  and I, created this first DRINKING GAME FOR THE 18+ Destiel now clown collective that wanted to do something silly celebrating this new episode that will bring the official return of Castiel to the screen, plus THE Deancas reunion. And because of the all the manipulative use of Twitter and other SM the SPN writers could queer bait upon us plus the meta community/ positive police, as the imminent CANONIZATION OF DESTIEL. 

And according my personal keeping of the archives on the Destiel drama/shiping that I lived. That´s when we start owning our makeup, wigs, red nose and proudly  accepting the title of Clowns. Yes, I’m a proud clown, because till this minute I want to believe we have like 3 episode where this two can have some sort of a canonization ON SCREEN. But being honest and accepting the sub-text consolation price we probably receive tonight, or in the las episode.

A n y w a y s.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Because tonight is probably our last opportunity to play this silly game, and we will need all the liquid help, why don´t get shit face while playing something? This is my personal plan for tonight and some of the 18+ or 21 years old according the laws of your country about the legal age to drink CLOWNS IN OUR ROOM In our Room on Kast. So her it is a basic instructions and explanation if you want to join me/us.

BINGO IS FOR SENIORS IN A HOME, I HAVE THE AGE APPROPRIATE TO DRINK AS MUCH AS I WANT TO.

This list wouldn’t be possible, if it wasn’t for the help of @daughter-of-the-rain-and-snow​​ who listed some items discussed on our Chat group. Neither without @starsinursa​​ who help to correct the final Destiel Tropes’s list; that started with this Original idea, resulting in the initial items detailed in this First Post of hers (OMC it was 2017 o_O) of a casual chat between two shipers. So far, we manage to list 25 Destiel tropes, that could happen in the follow episode (s), and actually happened through all the seasons since “Lazarus Rising SPN 04x01” Aka. The first blind date. If you will be watching the episode with a group of friends, this may spice up the reunion episode, either if you can actually use the follow list for “The Drinking Game” or you are underage or unable to drink and play The Destiel Bingo! that is explained at the end of the post under the cut.

Congratulations!! If you can perform the “Destiel Drinking Game” is because you are +18 or +21, according the laws of your country, and also without any responsibility the follow day to use and abuse of your liver within the 45 min episode length.

Now, for the “Destiel Drinking Game” I may suggest you to have a bottle of approx. 750ml (25.36 US fl oz) of some light liquor like: Beer, Wine or Sake. And another bottle of hard liquor (the quantity is up to you and personal beliefs of the angels and all the saints that you will need to rescue you from the following handover) like: Vodka, Whisky or Tequila to combine both and follow the instructions given in every item.

GLOSSARY FOR THE THIRSTY AND TRUE CLOWN

A shoot =   A small glass to hold hard liquor like Vodka or Whisky. (I may suggest Jägermeister or Absinthe for the adventurous)

A Sip = As much as you can absorb or want to drink in one single take of your light liquor.

Two Sips = A Sip X 2.

Finish your drink = Self-explanatory, either if the glass is full or just A Sip is left, you must dry it completely.

Finish your drink and Take a shot = you read it, now do it!

You better not drive home = Oh Happy Day!! Destiel is Canon and you should stay home and celebrate drinking every liquid nearby you. Cheers!!

FINAL DISCLAIMER: Dear members of the league. We mean no offense against Sam Winchester. We are not disparaging him in any way. We love Sam and we share his suffering that’s why he is part of this game.

I hope to see you all Clowns and specially the Castiel lovers/devotees/Stans tonight on our Room on KAST. This is only a mere suggestion if you want to participate in something silly that can include or not any liquid help. I’m tagging all the usual crowd if wants to join me in the drinking game, or bingo game.

Under the cut is the BINGO VERSION if you are under 18 or the legal age to drink, or you don´t want or like to partake on libation to the Gods of Gay Ships.

THE DESTIEL BINGO!

First, you need your BINGO! Card (s). You can find customized Destiel Bingo Cards in this link. The link will look like this:

In the right column (BNG) you will find random numbers from 1 – 25 to play the BINGO! Game. In the left column (Drinks) the amount of drinks/shots you should take once one of this Destielisms happen on screen.

@fangirlxwritesx67 @michyribeiro @naruhearts; @castiel-saved-me-from-myself; @flyingcatstiel; @navajolovesdestiel; @destielette @babyinthetrench; @4evamc; @misccee;  @jenabean75; @bamcrux; @braezenkitty; @julesthequirky; @thatsnotwhoifuckingam; @gatstiel ; @bluefirecas @ain-t-bovvered;  @helianthus21; @emblue-sparks; @niteowlangel; @mcinspires @mmmexperimental; @dean-cas-in-the-impala; @agusvedder ; @mishezza  @cassielshalo ; @webcricket; @cas-you-assbutt-dean-needs-you @trenchcoatsandfreckles @legendary-destiel @jessalrynn  @lykanyouko  @lugiadepression @maleansu  @soleeryx @ptqshka @joey-ramone-is-my-spirit-animal  @crxstalcas @ryugarika  @verobatto-angelxhunter @fingergunsbidean @rennerator @skycruise @dancingtuesdaymorning @instantlymellowwasteland @tranquildespondence @destinyisalady @risenlucifer @cateyes315 @drsilverfish @ivegivenupugh @bluestar86 @amwritingmeta @sketching-fox @dw-sw @pray4jensen @the-faerie-circle @jemariel @mrsaquaman187 @ltleflrt  @zevbaldwin @winchester-reload @wanderingcas @headust  @destielle @mishka @dragonpressgraphics @cloverhighfive @bend-me-shape-me @mercurialkitty @zationao3 @casismybestfriend @lizleeillustration @thefriendlypigeon @shixpe @a-bit-of-influence @foodiestiel  @hi-its-teamfreewill  @carolinasacco  @dimples-of-discontent  @spnsmile @castielismyfavouriteangel @youhaveaguineapigwhere @nevarevermore @casualpandabeliever @nox-lee @santamadredidios @ozonecologne @but-for-the-gods-three-days  @wiseoldowl72 @canonspngifs @c-kaeru @weathergirl83 @stopmakingfaces @cas-essence @dixseptdixhuit @spn-4-ever @ohmydeancass @pallasperilous​ @playfulpanthress @eames-with-a-rose @beanie-beebo​ @starlightcastiel​ @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @brazencas @this-is-a-moose-ing @duckie0167 @obsessedandindistress @50shadesofsubtext​ @still-talking-for-some-reason​ @holydestiel​  @prayedtoyou​

[the-thrashy-one]

To clarify...

Alright, so a couple of people were wondering what exactly I have against Jeric of MLP Forums staff, so let me clear this up right now:

Nothing whatsoever.

Nothing against him as a person, at least. From what I understand, he's actually a pretty kickass dude who sounds like someone I could have a beer with in a casual setting.

But as an admin for the biggest MLP-related forum on the web? Very much do I have something against him, for he is part of the persistent problem over there - the problem of staff members defending, tooth-and-nail, the very clearly broken status quo. As well as contributing to the equally unhelpful problem of marginalizing members’ valid concerns as “just a loud but vocal minority”.

In telling him to eat a bag of dicks (which I still find hilarious in my own juvenile manner, btw XD ), I didn’t intend to give him a "fuck you" as a person - it was more of a one-finger salute towards the ineptitude of all staff members who supported keeping MLPF a vapid hugbox of a community by being in favor of my warning.

I was needlessly burned, and when that happens, I burn back. Call that petty if you will, but it’s how I roll. I’m not fucking Ghandi.

So yes, I shot the messenger. Why? Well, sometimes shooting the messenger is the only loud-and-clear way to send your own message in reply. Much like how the pitcher on an opposing baseball team might punish your jackass teammate’s showboating by giving YOU a fastball to the knee.

Is it fair? No, not really, and I’m man enough to admit that. But hey - if life were fair, I wouldn't have nearly as much to bitch bout, now would I? ;)

P.S. to my favorite stalker: Report THAT, you fucking creep. :P