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hiiii :3 hows it going!! can i ask for some of ur fav heated rivalry headcanons

ohh, that's such a good question!

- ilya gets a little bit of a tummy after retiring (let that man get soft around the edges!), shane does to which is a struggle at first (years of dealing with an ed doesn't go away), but ut helps to know that ilya gets rock hard about his tummy and his softer thighs and ass

-ilya loves being a husband, he loves being shane's husband

- shane sometimes only speaks French to annoy ilya, ilya argues it's not fair -> shane argues he could learn it just the way he did learn russian -> ilya knows that's technically correct but who cares about technicalities

- ilya thinks it's super hot when change speaks french when he's being bitchy

- they love bitching together, about anyone/anything

- they are huge fans of leaving bite marks on each other

- ilya loves getting crushed by shane's thighs

- shane loves petting ilya's hair, sometimes it has a sexual connotations to it, sometimes he just likes to touch

- ilya plays candy crush or some other gane religiously and actually buys packages with his real money

- shane at one point calls ilya a good /boy in a teasing tone and it does someone to ilya (guard dog ilya is real to me)

- ilya and shane don't actually want kids, shane needs a young rookie to coach and pass his legacy onto and ilya actually doesn't want kids because of his history with mental illness (also they do enjoy being just the two of them and get nasty whenever they want), maybe this changes along the way but I'm not sure they'd actually decide to have children of their own

- yes, ilya is still the pike's kids fave uncle, he enjoys spending time with them and shane loves watching him with kids

- shane loves tracing ilya's moles just the way ilya loves tracing shane's freckles

- shane is more of a jock then ilya and at one point ilya starts to experiment a little more with his outfits leaning into more of a flamboyant style (more than he already does), but shane gets curious about it at some point too

- even though ilya can look super fashionable he wears some of the ugliest dad-like clothes when they spent their days at the cottage

- they love buying new sex toys to try out

- shane has a very organised cleaning system and ilya does not care (shane has a very specific way to wash their clothes and the dishes)

-ilya thinks shane doing laundry or doing other tasks around the house is extremely hot

- ilya snores and shane

- shane loves taking charge in a domestic sense which ilya quickly realizes gets him harder than he thought

- ilya gets into the Muppets and becomes a huge fan of ms piggy

- ilya starts

- ilya has some scars due to his mental health struggles (shane does harm himself more with things we've seen before; extreme diets, working out all the time etc)

- ilya still gets hard when shane goes all domestic and idk writes down their shopping list or something

- ilya leaves his socks in random places in the house which shane obviously doesn't like

- shane loves sleeping on his 20 pillows meanwhile ilya loves falling asleep on shane's chest, holding his support tit

- ilya's fondest moments are the ones they spent on their days off, cuddling on the deck at the cottage on a warm summer evening. shane complaining about ilya smoking, but staying, always staying. they talk for hours, their hands wandering over each other's bodies, not in a sexual way, but in a very absent way, still amazed by each other, still finding comfort

- ilya kept a lot of trinkets over the years that remind him of the years before they got together (recipes, tickets, an empty packaging of some sweet treat he got before meeting up with shane, the list goes on)

- shane on the other hand still has the journal he used to write in in which he wrote a lot about his time with rozanov

-they spent many nights before bed with shane reading some book about hockey and ilya playing candy crush

there are a lot more but those were the first that came to my mind!

#finally posting this!#i am sorry for being so late anon!#asks #hr stuff #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: TMNT (2007), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Michelangelo (TMNT), Raphael (TMNT), Leonardo (TMNT), Donatello (TMNT), April O'Neil (TMNT), Casey Jones (TMNT) Additional Tags: Humor, Group Chats, Mild Dirty Humor, Family Bonding, Arguing, Hurt Leonardo (TMNT), Poor Life Decisions, Grocery Shopping, they all need more sleep, Lighthearted, it is truly mostly humor and fluff, donnie can't cook, bat facts, abandonment issues for everyone, existential dread for leo, annoying spelling and grammar on purpose, sibling dynamics, debates for fun, making fun of each other a lot, Overworked Donatello (TMNT), Protective Casey Jones (TMNT), secret background plot, Angry Michelangelo, irresponsible ingestion of milk, Protective brothers, leo is getting hugs whether he likes it or not, Donatello Needs Sleep (TMNT), raph has many secrets, Foot Clan (TMNT), eventually, idk how to tag a warning for casey and raph's nonromantic bromance, ghost jokes Summary:

2007 turtles group chat lives! Thanks to Mikey. Everyone is bantering pleasantly and things are back to normal, right? (Right?)

Or at least, normal for a family of mutants and their adopted humans.

#tmnt 2007 #finally posting this!

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