#finally??

[alexturntable]

[goldenpinof]

Dan's page on UTA's website

[kermitttttt]

HAZBIN HOTEL ON PRIME IN JANUARY I’M SCREAMING

[conduitstreetcat]

Chapter 27: The Wolf and the Tiger

I move towards Brandulf and make a gesture with my arms as if to say 'I'm here, what do you want?'

He grins. "Lovers' spat?"

I exhale in annoyance. "Not exactly."

"Oh really. So you didn't buy him a gift that he laughed at? And he wasn’t horrified that he hurt your feelings?" He raises his eyebrows.

"Horrified? I seriously doubt that..." I mutter. "Why should he care? He's married, three times over."

"Most of us are... once, anyway,” he says drily. "But it's a long road when you're a merchant..."

"Yeah well... I'm not a merchant," I say defiantly.

"No, you're not," he says, scanning the horizon with keen eyes. "And there's a band of warriors approaching who were around earlier, looking at you... and I thought I heard your name..."

"What?"

My heart slams in my chest, and my hand goes to the pommel of my sword. Surely not from my tribe... what are the odds they would show up here at the same time we arrived??

I need to protect you -

He nods towards the north. I narrow my eyes to look.

They look familiar, but I can't tell -

Wait -

A smile breaks across my face.

"Seebrecht!" My kinsman looks stunned then elated.

"Alaric!" I shout back. I wave, and watch as he spurs his horse to move faster and approaches me. I move towards him. When he's near enough he dismounts and runs towards me. We meet with a mighty impact, laughing and clapping each other on the back.

"We heard about your exile, too late to do anything about it... We didn't know if you were alive or dead!" Alaric says exultantly, taking my face in his hands.

"It takes a lot more to kill me than most..." I say airily.

He laughs uproariously at this and kisses my cheek.

I sling an arm around Alaric. "It's good to see you," I grin.

Read it on AO3

[cloudyevaa]

finally, , ,,

i feel recognised as a geo traveller/aether main

[mazzystargirl]

this is such a funny tumblr ad like blackfishing? did they finally notice that shes blackfishing??

[divine--tragedy]

okay imma test sumthin

you guys are fucking gay