lol just called mom at work. This is how that conversation went.
Me: So, you know that realllllly cute bonnaroo shirt that your friend got you that I wanted?
Mom: WHAT? Please tell me you didn't ALREADY cut it, and you just decided to ask for permission after the fact.
Me: No, I thought about it, but I didn't. SO, can I?
Me: It'll be cute though!
Mom: NOOO. Sarah, I will beat you. I'm too old for those kinda clothes.
Me: Please. COME ON, I gotta practice my fringing skillllllz.
Mom: You better not. Cut your own shit. (yes, she said shit) You have a bonnaroo shirt as well.
Me: Lord, you take away all my creativity and fun. My shirt isn't as badass as yours!!!
Me: After you wear it a few times, you better watch out. 'Cause I'll find it, and I WILL fringe it, and you will love it.
Mom: Hell no you won't, I will hide it where I hide the Christmas presents.
Me: DAMN YOU MOTHER! *hangs up the phone*