#finn cat

[korrafitness]

5'8, 170lbs. Could you carry me?

i could deadlift or squat you.. whichever u prefer :)

[arianagomez]

May 12, 2017. Brooklyn, NY.

[arianagomez]

February 22, 2017. Brooklyn, NY.

[ranchjustranch]

my car

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

the capper to this absolute fucktart of a day was spending three hours in the emergency vets office to find out that Finn has a tapeworm

he’s going to be fine and he can’t transmit it to the other cats he’s just tired from being at the vet and i now have a wonderful addition to the biography i have created for him but it was really stressful and the vet tech was convinced it was because he had fleas even though we don’t have fleas 

so now as a way to decompress i will tell you the story i have created for Finn based on the fact that he has a tapeworm and that he was found wandering the streets and was super matted:

Finn belonged to a sweet old lady who was quiet and affectionate so Finn grew to be a sweet gentle cat who talks a lot. He went outside because his lady let him. 

This old lady died or had to go into a nursing home and she had a son who didn’t want to deal with the cat so he took him in the car and drove him to a place he didn’t know and let the kitty out of the car.

Finn had to fend for himself by hunting where he ate a grody rodey, aka a rodent with fleas on it, where he ingested fleas and started the process of growing his very own tapeworm. He was caught after living on the streets where he eventually made his way to me, and after a month or so of living the high life the tapeworm hatched or whatever it is tapeworms do

[catpill]

my cat snores. this cute little shit who sleeps on his fuzzy little back snores like an 80 year old man