And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

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And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???
sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
skips a stone over a few posts
So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds
#i was in a car with a linguist i had never met before the car trip and like half an hour in he looked at me#after i finished describing a geology thing that was happening out the window and asked if i'd ever spent much time on tumblr#the fuckor of it all#and then we spent six more hours driving#it sure does leave linguistic markers! i'm not sure i'm good with it (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)
it is one thing to be a linguist and another to be a linguist who knows enough of 2010s Tumblr to spot one of its enjoyers
Oh! @meret118 see above comment! The use of the word "enjoyers" instead of "users" or "bloggers" -> You left a comment a while back asking, "Does this just mean vocabulary words? Other than blorbo and sweet cinnamon roll etc, I can't think of what a Tumblr accent would be." I almost never see anyone use the word "enjoyer" anywhere outside of tumblr, but I see it on tumblr fairly frequently.
Another one is the verb "perceive" i.e. "don't perceive me" "I am perceiving" "I am being percieved." That's something that feels very specific to tumblr parlance.
There's the thing where people on tumblr have an emotional reaction to something and instead of, or in addition to telling you how they feel about it using emotion words, they will narrate a fictional action in the present progressive tense. "I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure "I am kissing you on the mouth" "you are going into the soup" "you are getting all of the awards"
I once saw someone use that response format in ... I think it was a restaurant review, or a doordash review, or something like that. It was very unexpected seeing it outside of a tumblr post.
There are a lot of other tumblr linguistic quirks I can't currently remember off the top of my head, but I'll instantly recognize them if I see/hear them outside of tumblr. It's always a bit startling to see them out of context.
when I was in university one of my modules was about internet slang and for our grades project we had to compile and analyse a small database of 100 words used by a specific community of our choice. I chose tumblr and that's how I stumbled across Gretchen McCulloch's research and discovered that yes not only did tumblr have its own vernacular and syntax (as @lierdumoa demonstrates), it was at the time a crucible of slang and memes probably unrivalled by any other part of the internet. and it's stayed that way! even the very title is McCulloch's book because internet is an example of this specific phraseology.
sadly my project is lost due to the website being wiped from the university database after graduation and my then laptop having a major hardware failure. backup your backups people! but the crux of the entire module was that the internet is full of communities using language not only as jargon for specific purpose but also to signal membership in said community. I even wrote a bit about non capitalisation and punctuation useage as a visual cue on tumblr and how including information in the reblog body or the tags indicated different levels of importance or intimacy of thought
I am holding the side of your face and looking deep in your eyes and telling you that love is stored in the syntax, and that we are rotating words together all at once as we all nod at their new and baffling meanings. if the devils sacrament be tumblr then the devils gospel is our collective voice. thanks for coming to my tedtalk
I am being perceived.
what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.
there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.
tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right
idk man when i was a kid i remember a lot of adults saying "if you can read and follow directions, you can cook" so i was like yes i can do these two things. doesn't seem that hard. and it wasn't! so it just always surprises me when i see people of any age who are capable of reading and following directions bemoaning how impossibly hard cooking is. like i know i'm always on this hobbyhorse but it just seems like a lot of people have never developed basic life skills and instead of going "oh wow that's embarrassing, i should learn and catch up" they instead get defensive and turn it into a learned-helplessness thing where they CAN'T POSSIBLY be expected to learn something that's SOOOO HARD. and suddenly somehow we're the oppressors for thinking it's weird that a grown adult can't grill themselves a cheese.
At some point the gaps in your knowledge/abilities become your responsibility. Someone may have neglected to teach you or let you practice a skill, but when you are a grown adult the initiative to learn is on you. Keeping yourself stuck in a state of helplessness over the discomfort of making up a deficit becomes a choice you're making, and it's one that hurts you in the long run.
I think there's possibly an issue of needing instructions that are implicit rather than explicit in some recipes. Like a recipe might say "mince the garlic" and there are actually so many sub-steps in that--if you don't know how to separate a couple cloves from the bulb, set them on a cutting board that you use for aromatics bc you will never get fully rid of the smell, take a wide blade and hold it flat on top of the garlic, smack the flat of the blade firmly with the heel of your palm to smash the cloves open, then peel the skins off the cloves which should be easy ish now that they're busted open, then use the blade to chop the slightly flatted cloves, then change angle and chop them again, and keep doing that until the pieces of garlic are all teensie--then you're gonna struggle to just read and follow the directions.
And that's three words in a recipe--"mince the garlic"-- unpacked into the instructions someone might never have read.
Yes, these are closeable gaps, but someone might not even know where to begin, and I wouldn't blame them for being overwhelmed if they have to separately research and unpack every other sentence in a recipe.
And then there's the factor of tools--crappy, mid, quality, and just plain specialized cooking implements will have radically different effects. If you're new to this shit, you're not gonna know what to invest in vs what doesn't matter, or if your tools are shitty, or wrongly specialized, and are likely to blame yourself for tool issues.
And THEN there's the possible factor of being straight-up clumsy. If you have fine motor control issues, handling knives and fire is frightening for good reason. You have to find recipes modified specifically for you. (If that's you reading this btw, go ahead and look up "disability-friendly cooking," "knife-free cooking," or whatever aspect you struggle with. I promise you, whatever it is, others have gone before you.)
I love cooking, a lot of it is instinctual to me, it's genuinely a favorite hobby and I have honed my skills to the point that I would call myself a really fucking good cook, who can handle both low-energy "5 mins turns a ramen packet into a real banger" meals and "high complexity multi-hour prep" meals, and the range in between. This is to say that I am PRO-COOKING and PRO-LEARNING and I think it's very worthwhile, worth looking up "beginner recipe" and taking 101 cooking classes etc., but please let's not act like the learning curve isn't VERY STEEP, if you're starting from zero.
Anyway consider getting the book Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat. It explains a lot about how cooking works and will expand your comprehension whether you're a raw beginner or a seasoned chef.
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i know this is a predator. like a hardened killing machine. tempered by hundreds of years of evolutionary prowess to fine tune him into a living weapon. but ohhhh the little BABYYY look at the Little Bouncing Baby he is going Boing Boing Boing oh my gooddddd
We could never make video games realistic because every vicious uncaring murderfloof looks almost unbearably adorable to us
Perfection.
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Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS. THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.
nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it
“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”
“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”
please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that
Y’all must realize that this is just nature enjoyer humor through and through.
Reblogging this so I can watch this in my free time 🩷
cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods
Graham Cracker down
So basically dating Mothman would be great
I didn’t know this was trending pls don’t let me be known for this
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Ohhh okay okay this is a joke bc moths eat clothes I get it now. All day I was thinking it’s just because Mothman is an insatiable pussy hog of a cryptid and this is how he rolls.
Welcome to tumblr, where you can’t show Female Presenting Nipples but you can say “insatiable pussy hog of a cryptid” all you fuckin’ want.