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[vitalphenomena]

@finnsmozzarella

"That's Ratatouille bullshit. Check this out." They go impermanent, except for their feet. They swing an uppercut at Finn. It goes through his face.

[vitalphenomena]

@alwaysif // finn

Spirit visits Juniper at the diner. She's not visiting for fun; she's picking up some shirts she left at the Harris house. She has no desire to actually visit the Harris house at this moment — hence forcing Juniper to lug a tote bag of Spirit's clothes into the city.

Finn's shift is wrapping up.

"You smell," she says quietly, like she is doing him a favor. "You smell like cheeseburger."

[vitalphenomena]

@jupiter3 // finn said: i’m not a very interesting man.

Finn is making them dinner — which Davy does feel odd about, because if someone asked him to craft a marketing campaign or generate social media content in his spare time, he'd be considerably irate. Work is work, to him. All the same, he can't stop praising and marveling. The smells, the sounds, Finn's technique — they're all endlessly fascinating.

"I beg to differ." And he so hates to distract, but he loves to be domestic — so he hugs Finn from behind, offers him a fleeting kiss on the cheek before pulling away.

"Because I think there are many interesting things about you, and I am constantly learning more of them. Like — what do you do, for example, when a bothersome man refuses to leave your kitchen?" He leans against the countertop.

[arosebetweenpages]

It's too bad that the Finn and Puck slash ship name is Pinn. I mean, ya'll missed a splendid opportunity for the ultimate of shipping names. Ya'll missed the opportunity for Fuck. Just sayin'. 

[diveintotheunknown]

Finn,

If you're reading this, then I'm gone. But, please, don't blame yourself. Just remember: you didn't fail; they just cheated.

Thank you.

[diveintotheunknown]

"Oh…awkward."

"We seem to be fans of that word today."

"Well, it sort defines this whole situation, doesn't it?"

"Is Kurt unhappy?"

"And I wonder why this is so awkward…"

"No, seriously. Is he depressed? Does he need medicine? Is he going to kill himself?"

"Now you decide to be a worrisome brother?"

"Just answer me!"

"No, he's not suicidal. But yes, I would say he's unhappy. You would be too if you got slammed into a locker every day and sexually harassed by your main tormentor."

"God, I feel horrible. As soon as he gets home, I'm gonna hug him so tight he'll pass out from lack of oxygen!"

"Because giving him brain damage is really the way to make him feel better."

[diveintotheunknown]

"Not everything has to be fit into your little box of heterosexuality!" Kurt exclaimed. Blaine, who saw Kurt's telltale 'you'd-better-shut-up-before-I-verbally-destroy-you' signs, decided to end this once and for all. "I'm the bottom!" He interrupted. The other four turned to look at Blaine in shock. "We take turns, I suppose, but when it comes down to it, I am the bottom." Kurt groaned and slammed his head down on the table, resulting in a head of hair full of syrup.

Blaine, Not Actually Cheating, Chapter 8

[diveintotheunknown]

If that's what you call being rude Blaine, you seriously need a reality check. And to meet Santana Lopez.

Kurt Hummel (And the Little Bird Sings, Chapter 7)