#fire dick

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[vidalinav]

Do you know how much I wish we got to see more of Eris wooing Nesta and Cassian being jealous? 

You know, I’m headcanoning that Eris and Nesta become friends/frenemies (Because I like him and it’s my headcanon that I want so bad) which Cassian begrudgingly accepts. And he gives Nesta gifts for the next x years. Every birthday, every holiday. Large bouquets of autumnal flowers, chocolates, sculptures, like classic dark academia, posh people gifts. And he does it just to irritate Cassian. Every time it arrives Cassian’s like your boyfriend got you a gift and Nesta’s like chill. And he’s like hovering like what did he get you? And it’s always a gift with some note attached with some dramatic sentiment, like you could have chosen me. See what you’re missing out on? Or something ridiculous like that because he knows Cassian’s going to read them.

Unfortunately for Cassian though, Eris just gives good gifts and Nesta’s always like I never knew I wanted this but now that I have it, it’s the greatest thing ever, and it makes Cassian even more irritated. He tries to out due Eris at all times. Bigger bouquets, bigger chocolates, better dick, like see you’d never get this with Eris, and Nesta’s just like... I take it you haven’t hear the rumors? 

[dealingdifferentdevils]

Society if Lucien Vanserra were treated the way he deserves

[aelin-and-feyre]

So if Lucien has FireDick... does that mean that Tarquin has TentacleDick?

[acourtofstarsanddreams-blog]

WHO DID THIS TO ELAIN’S WIKI 😂

[crochanblackbeak]

Acowar spoiler!!

""autumn has fire in their blood and fuck like it too." Since Feyre has some of Beron's power she must also. “I can eat, drink, fuck, and fight just as well as I did before. Better, even."

[arielle-reads]

How I explained the first 8 ACOWAR chapters to my sister *spoilers ahead*

“OKAY.  I’ll try to sum everything up. I read it twice yesterday lol.  The prologue is actually set back during the first war with Hybern and it’s basically just Rhys on the battlefield..kind of setting the scene for how horrible the war was. Pretty gory.  Then it switches to Feyre at Spring Court.  She’s still just playing along and convincing Tamling and TRYING to convince Lucien that she’s back to her old self.  Lucien doesn’t believe her I don’t think.  Ianthe shows up and Feyre obviously wants to kill her on the inside but has to play dumb and nice.  Lucien’s a dick to her though which is great but we find out that Tamlin refused to do the Calanmai right so Lucien had do to it with Ianthe to ensure the magic would go into the earth.  So that’s fucked up.  Also Jurian shows up with Hybern’s twin niece and nephew who are creepy and also daemati like Rhys and Feyre (can do the mind stuff).  Ummm Summer Solstice comes and Feyre fucks with Ianthe during her ritual so when the sun rises the light shines on Feyre and she lets herself glow so everyone is all like oh Feyre Cursebreaker, you are holy, and ignored Ianthe which was hilarious.  Oh and the reason Jurian and the twins of death are there is to check out the Wall to see where to bring it down and at one point Feyre and Lucien sicks the bogge on them lol.  Ummm also Feyre has been playing Lucien to get Tamlin jealous. I do like the buddy buddy dynamic between Feyre and Lucien again. Also the girl death twin at one point said that the autumn court men have fire and in their veins and fuck like it so basically everyone one tumblr has been having a field day and calling Lucien fire dick lolololol after feyre hears that it says Lucien caught her grimacing at him bc she was worried about elaine. I died lol.  That’s about it though 

oh and feyre and rhys mind speak a few times it's TOO CUTE.  also jurian is hard to read bc he's creepy AF but also still cares about humans sooo...????

and Alis knows that Feyre wasn't abducted and basically is going to help Feyre fuck with Ianthe I think”

[bookofmirth]

Hey! Can you explain the "Fire Dick" situation? 😂😂

How does one explain a situation like the Fire Dick….

OK so this came from the 8 chapter preview, one of the characters mentioned something about men from the Autumn Court fucking like fire, or something like that. TBH I can’t remember the exact line and I’m too lazy to go through my PDF to find it, but that comment turned into firedick, courtesy of @valamerys, and then @squaddreamcourt and I spent a lot of time discussing headcanons and it turned into a blog and a thing and I’m kinda sorry for perpetuating this? But also NOT SORRY.