RPG Saiyuki Verse: Escort
Ok. So I just did a character trope quiz thing and one of the questions was what rpg class you’d be. And I stared at the list and my eyes zeroed in on cleric. I mean it. Like one instant there’s a list then BAM all I see is cleric. And my brain just started feeding me images of Sanzo as this unholy cranky cleric (actually I thought of Serra from Fire Emblem Blazing Sword a bit during this lol) and I was like YES. I made myself read the list, but it was a mote point.
And now,
now I cannot get rid of Sanzo the Cleric imaginings.
Thus, continuing off the Fire Emblem inspiration:
Goku is a laguz (Fire Emblem Path of Radiance) but a monkey class (because)
Gojyo is a Spear Fighter (Fates) (lance)
Hakkai is an Onymoji (Fates) (scrolls and staffs)
Sanzo as a Cleric because monk wasn’t an option on the list Monk (Blazing Sword Style monk though, lol. Because those robes.)
(Hakuryuu is a dragon but doesn’t really make an appearance lol)
And yes, I did borrow, heavily, from Serra and Erk’s dialogue when we’re first introduced to them in Blazing Sword.
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Gojyo: I think ya’ll be fine on your own from here.
Sanzo: What’s that supposed to mean, exactly?
Hakkai: Now, now, Gojyo.
Gojyo: Oh, c’mon! We heard some holy monk needed an escort.
Sanzo: Your point? //grits teeth
Gojyo: Well, you’re. . .you.
Sanzo: And?
Gojyo: //throws up hands. For the love of—Look, even the most hardened criminal would flee in terror after five minutes in your company.
Sanzo: Do you want to die?
Hakkai: At this rate none of our nerves will survive the journey ^^”
Goku: What are ya’ll mumbling ‘bout? You guys are so glooooomy! Hm? Something’s happen’ over there, let’s go see what’s up!
Hakkai: Goku!
Sanzo and Gojyo: Dumb chimp.
Hakkai: The first sign of trouble and he jumps right in. . . . //sigh
Goku: Hey! There’s some bandits fighting Kou and Yaone! Oh, and Lirin! Dokugakuji too. . . .
Hakkai: What?
-Goku and Hakkai run off-
Sanzo: I am not running after you fools.
Lirin: OH!! It’s baldy monk!!
-bandits look over-
Youkai: Well, well, it’s a Sanzo too! Think of how much he’ll fetch~ Must be our lucky day.
Sanzo: Damnit. //turns to Gojyo. Oi, you!
Gojyo: What th— Hey wait! Keep your voice down! Don’t draw attention to me!
Sanzo: Make yourself yourself you shitty kappa.
Gojyo: Oh no you don’t. You can count me out of this, your holiness.
Youkai: Eh? You in league with that devil-monk?
Gojyo: Aw, damnit.
Youkai: We’ll take care of you in one stroke!
Goku: Woah! Hey, you guys ok?
Gojyo: You’re late, dumbass!
Hakkai: Our apologies~
Sanzo: Hmph.
Lirin: Hm? Why are ya guys fighting bandits too?
Hakkai: Ah . . . it just happened.
Sanzo: ‘che. That’s not true. Those bandits only saw us because of you. You got us into a shit situation. Now get us out of it.
Hakkai: Really, if Goku wasn’t so troublesome, we probably could have escaped notice. In any case, don’t worry about us.
Lirin: If we’re fightin’ the same guys anyway, shouldn’t we jes’ team up?
Hakkai: I suppose that is a good idea, it would go faster. . . .
Sanzo: Hn. Oi, shitty kappa, go help out.
Gojyo: WHA—
Lirin: Yay!
Sanzo: You’re my goddamn escort, so go make yourself useful and fight.
Gojyo: Fuckin’ shitty monk
Sanzo to Tactician: Oi. Move me over there. I’m a monk, I use light magic. ‘che. Why are you looking at me like that? You going to direct me or what?
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I was going to do more of an original thing. But I reread the script for this chapter in Blazing Sword and I had forgotten how much I loved it, it’s hilarious. So it turned into this weird thing instead.
In any case, hope you enjoyed~
Since I enjoy all of your ideas, lol: @fearbehindasmile