It was supposed ta be ‘n easy job.
Just nab this creepy-as-fuck-lookin’ coffin, one that mysteriously appeared in the Shaikos Ruins, and haul ass outta there while no one’s the wiser and sell it for mad gald! It should have been easy, what with Leviathan’s Claw disbanding (no competition for the moment!) and the Knights and the guilds scrambling to fix things after all the blastia up n’ vanished.
It’d be the easiest jackpot that ‘Three toed’ Robert the robber and his group of bandits would have ever made...if their luck wasn’t so shit!
Not only did they have to carry the coffin, which was so damn heavy and large (somethin’ that Robert thought only his Ex-wife was capable of) that his whole team of 8 had to lift it, but now they had to run like the wind!
Turns out, the knights and the guilds weren’t in a terrible state of panic as he had previously thought. So much for stealing it under their noses...Now they had to outrun a couple of knights that were slowly gaining on them.
“C-Come on! Taking a coffin ain’t illegal! W-We’re jus’ the funeral crew! Gotta bury the dead and all that!” Robert desperately lied as he and his crew ran as fast as they could, carrying the ominous looking coffin over their heads.