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Heh. Its my Birthday today~ Ya Boi is 31 today!
Heh. Its my Birthday today~ Ya Boi is 31 today!
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"....What's a Growlr?"
"...HOW THE HELL DO YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, NOT HAVE A GROWLR?!"
"Why does everyone keep saying that?!" She doesn't need it anyways, she flirts with any guy or gal that catches her eye anyhow.
"....I wanna fight Honey now~" Her demon senses are tingling!
"Oi! Get in line! I wanna spar with Auntie Honey first!" Beebz snarled.
"Ooooh~! Desco is impressed with Auntie Honey's strength! She could be a real Final Boss if she wanted to~" Desco's here~
"...Ya know, I used to think being Queen was just all fun and games. But when I saw the horrible things my dad did....it made me question why I bothered becoming Demon Queen at all if there was a risk I'd end up like him. I'm glad I ditched that title..." Beebz mused. "Granted I don't know what i'm gonna do now but it's better than bein' Queen."
Meanwhile in the complete opposite of the spectrum...
"AAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Being the Overlord is the greatest honor! The respect, the power, the privilege and wealth! Having your name be said in hushed whispers as the weak tremble before you! THE MAIN CHARACTER RIGHTS!" ....OF course he'd be happy about it.
Drabble: Aftermath...
Noroi strode towards the middle of the ritual chamber with purpose, holding up a small vial of purple blood. Earlier, her vassal Baka-Bõko had returned....with her head detached from her body....something that tends to happen frequently to her undead minion. The zombie maiden had enthusiastically told the shaman about the 'goat girl' she had attempted to hunt down and eat only for a bodyguard of sorts to intercept and dispatch Baka before the killing blow could be dealt with. While Noroi normally would not care about Baka's story, the zombie had so little brain cells that she probably made everything up on the spot....the bloody knife Baka spat out for Noroi to examine proved otherwise.
Something about this blood sample appeared....fruitful to her research.
In the middle of the chamber lay a pedestal , wreathed in protective magical sigils...and on top of the pedestal stood a single open vial attached to a pendant. The contents inside were no bigger than a pin but....it was hard to make out exactly what it was. It was like a living, breathing optical illusion...a crack in the fabric of reality that spazzed out like a video game glitch. However, it looked dormant...and had the protective sigils not been put in place, it likely would have ate itself into oblivion rather than pose any threat to the multiverse at large. Much to Noroi's dismay.
Noroi opened up the vial of purple blood and carefully tipped it into the container, making sure not to waste a single drop...
The demon then took a cautious step back as the anomaly grew at least....an inch or two. A paltry amount of progress....but progress nonetheless! Something she had been clamoring for years and years now....
".....Ooooooh Baka~ Tell me again.....where did you find this so called 'goat girl'?" Finally...her dream of a literal blight on reality was starting to bear fruit...
Izutsumi already sensed to some degree what was coming, she had opened up the Minotaur for Amelia, then took cover when she realized this demon was about to unleash a huge amount of firepower than a well-placed strike to kill it. How annoying, but she'd endure it until the aftermath played out, The Minotaur practically a smear and bloodied limbs as the room was a mess after that blast. Izutsumi meanwhile used the high rafters to shield herself from the spatter and aftermath herself.
Hopping down as she nearly had pounced on Amelia in anger, though instead of clawing her up? Izutsumi would scold her, that tail of hers flickering violently as those ears were flicked back. The demon would enter a struggle with Izu potentially, as she was gripped by the face and squished by posable paw-pads of the House Sphinx- or at least try to with the other, unflinching to anything Amelia did back so long as it wasn't violent. "Are you fucking kidding me, Amelia? If we had a group of slow idiots with us? They would've gotten hurt or worse or even you, moron- so warn me next time damn it and I could've gone for its leg sooner, but yeah. Good job... I guess. You've got a real talent for throwing your weight around, I will admit that much."
Thinking to herself, they'd sigh as they'd release the other's face having done nothing to harm her companion as Izu's body was no longer tense, "If we had time? I'd make steaks out of this thing I think- we will come back later. We need to stop the ritual first, then- discuss where we go from there after a hot meal. You should lead the way if you're going to be that damn reckless though." Izutsumi would gesture for Amelia to go forward now.
The ritual awaits.
Amelia knew better than to speak her thoughts aloud, lest Izu get even angrier with her....but she found the cat girl to be even more adorable when she's upset. It didn't help that while Izu was grabbing her face and pulling on her cheeks, Amelia was lost in the pleasant sensation of Izu's cute paw pads squishing her face. It was like getting pleasant lil massage~!
So, when Izu was scolding her, the words just seemed to be like mindless background noise to Amelia. But she did pick up enough words to piece together what Izu was talking about. "Awww don't throw a hissy fit about it, Izu~! I mean, I only did it cause I knew ya had enough sense to get out of the splash zone. If we had other people with us, I'd have done something else instead to finish him off." Amelia said, waving her concerns away.
Only for Izu's next words to catch her off guard. "You...wanna eat the minotaur!?" Minotaur steak wasn't exactly Amelia's idea of fine dining...buuuuut if it Izu was gonna help cook then maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea. "Well....I guess I can cross off 'eat something new and weird' off my bucket list then. But alright alright, I'll lead the way then."
Amelia would head deeper into the dungeon, assured that their next fight with these bandits would be their last. All they gotta do was stop the ritual and BAM! The day would be saved....and she really needed a warm bath after this!
"Aw c'mon, you were supposed to hold that, Larl." Otto says putting his hands on his hips. The automaton had to admit, this overlord guy was pretty tough.
In raw power, Laharl can't be beat but he gets angry way too easy. He makes Hilda feel like some kind of Zen monk. Otto can't help but wonder if Larl has met his sister or not? She'd probably try to kill on sight, thinking about it more.
"Hey buddy, you okay down there?" Otto wonders while landing on the ground, "That looked like it hurt. You need some ice?" Otto...sometimes I can't tell if you're being a smartass or not.
"Oh I'm fan-freaking-tastic down here! Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream here!" Laharl snapped angrily and sarcastically, still buried deep in that impact crater.
"And don't get too cocky either! I...I meant to let it hit me! Yeah that's it, just to show you how much it didn't hurt!" He lied in an attempt to patch up his pride.
"Tch....I'm surrounded by idiots...." Laharl snarled, his temper was reaching his breaking point. Any more witty comebacks and he might try and settle this fight via drastic measures.
"Don't even know what's happening but GO KICK SOME ASS AUNTIE HONEY!" Beebz no.
"Ha! You chuckle heads gotta take flea baths! Y'all look ridiculous!" Beebz, dont you transform into animals all the time?
"S-Shut up before they hear you!"
"... Honestly I've had worse nicknames..."
And then there came the inevitable questions... Which is fair, giant monsters didn't just appear out of nowhere usually...
"...Well the name's Val. ...Valerie "Buckethead" Million." She said that part with a smirk.
"... And big brutish and ugly back there that we fought was a Chaos... Something or another... I call them Chaos Demons." That was incorrect but we roll with it I guess...
"... They come in from...some... Chaos Dimension to try to mess things up here... And I work for a place that specializes in stopping them... Though today was supposed to be my day off until that thing came out of nowhere... I'll have to let Boss Lady know about that..."
She squints up at where the creature disappeared into a portal... More work she has to do...fun... Though theoretically it could be classified as overtime so maybe more pay?
"Chaos Demons?" Didn't sound like any demons she was familiar with, and they especially sounded like the sort that'd give good demons like her a bad rep. Ugh! Why do most demons have to be such jerks? "Geez, no wonder they suck so much. If their whole purpose is to cause trouble, then screw em!"
But something about what ol' Buckethead said caught her attention.
"Wait a sec, you said fighting em is supposed to be your job, right? Does....Does that make you a Super hero?!" At that, Beebz's eyes went wide with admiration.
"That is so cool! You've gotta have a badass costume when you're on the clock though, right? Right!?"
He’s silly, your honor
"..."
He waves his hand across her face as she blanked out to what he just said. Perhaps that was too much for the Valkyrie-
Nevermind.
Malik can only stare in silence to what he just witnessed, apart from the occasional eye twitch. He surely was going to regret this, wasn't he? That's what he gets for seeking out ways to alleviate boredom. Their couple last meetings went nicely all things considered... "I'm not closing my eyes. Last time I did that, I lost most of my teeth. Plus, we're going to meet your kids, not take a dip in the hot springs. What do I have to close my eyes for?" Lest we forget the bed spring incident. Maybe with a little bit of begging, he could be persuaded. He has been known to play hard to get that way.
"Aw come on, ya ain't gonna get hurt like last time, I promise! Besides, my place is gonna make your jaw hit the floor with how beautiful it is. Buuuuut it has to be a surprise. How else are you gonna be all 'Oh wow! Amelia, your totally rad mansion is bigger and better than my castle! Oooooh i'm so jealous~'" Amelia giggled at her terrible impression of Malik as she gave him a playful punch on the shoulder.
"Quick question though. You don't get motion sick easily do ya? Dimensional Gate travel's a bit of a doozy for first timers. Hence, the need for your eyes to be closed as well. Helps out alot in preventing ya from upchucking your lunch too.....oh and one more thing. How are you with....mushrooms?" Amelia asked, hard to tell if she's just being silly or serious with that one. "Like, talking mushrooms and walkin' turtles n' stuff like that." What a....strange way to describe the Mushroom Kingdom, even if it's true.