#firecobra

[samgutz]

I don't even know what to caption this. Just.

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

Look me in the eyes and tell me I’m wrong

Evidence to support my theory vv

[evildisneydorks]

Colored this sketch from January just so you know I'm still alive

[darkmagickingdom]

For the valentine's Day thing - would Hades X Jafar suffice? Potentially with Hades flaunting Jafar to the Greek pantheon?? No problem if not, love your stuff!

OH I love the idea of Hades being all show-offy with Jafar

"HEY ZEUS! Check out the hubby I scored WITHOUT sleeping with everything that moves!"

"Hey Hera! Check out my man who doesn't cheat on me with anything that moves!"

and using Jafar as an excuse to get out of god meetings "Oh, sorry, Zeusy--Jaffy says he has a headache, I'd better head on back to check on him. Such a shame I can't stay, but y'know, he's my HUSBAND, so--"

"You just use your new husband as an excuse to get out of important meetings!" Hades: "I am SHOCKED, sir! I am WOUNDED! You're entirely right, but still--"

Jafar: "Yes, what is your wish?" Hades: "Well, you're here, babe, my wish already came true." Jafar: "How cute. I was in the middle of a very evil scheme."

[samgutz]

I haven't posted in sooo long here omfg😭😭anyways have some Jafar stuff

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

🐍Jades🔥 Headcanons

—That I need out of my system before I explode !!!

- Hades always smothers his face in Jafar’s neck when they sleep. Always. It borders on insufferable, that’s how he is with it. Jaffy doesn’t mind! Having a strong form close is what he prefers! Though, Hades nuzzles for reasons other than he’s extremely clingy (he truly is). Hades likes knowing Jafar is alive. He enjoys resting his forehead against Jafar’s pulse point. Feeling each breath rise and fall from his neck. Bein’ Lord of the Dead ain’t all sunshine and rainbows when you’ve got a very mortal partner. (He’ll find a way to gift Jafar immortality soon enough)

- Jafar is the only person who can calm Hades down with ease. Extreme ease.. Too much ease! With a gentle cup of the face, a well timed smile, even a peck on the nose—Hades simmers in seconds.

- We all know Hades to be a very handsy guy. Seriously, he is SO touchy in the film and show—Like, what’s up with that? Regardless, he’s like x11 with Jafar. Hands all over the vizier. Wants Jafar to sit on his lap. Wants to hold hands. Wants Jafar to take his arm. Carries Jafar a lot. Like, a lot. All the time. Hands on the vizier’s waist. Protectively looming over him. Hades will not give this man any space whatsoever.

- Jafar has a guilty pleasure of sitting upon laps. Hades’ is his favorite~

- Whenever Hades holds Jafar, or grabs him by the arms/shoulders—Jafar gets a little stupid. He just blinks up with those perfectly kohl lined eyes and just. Stares. At the absolute divine stud above him for a moment. He’ll come back, he just has to be mentally away for a little (he isn’t used to affection).

- They kiss. A lot. ALL THE TIME!! Hades just wants to pepper Jafar in kisses. Jafar likes to peck the god’s nose, forehead, cheek.. It’s cute, and a bit much tbh. They want each other like almost all the time.

- A VERY active sex life. I am not expanding further.

- Jafar is the type to randomly ask Hades The questions very unprompted. Just cuddling and goes, ‘How do you feel about marriage?’ Or, ‘What’s your opinion on children?’ Funny thing is? Jafar is asking genuinely because he’s curious. He just wants to hear Hades’ thoughts and opinions on things. Hades doesn’t take it that way, though.

- Hades has a slew of petnames for his beau! Some honorable mentions: Jaffy, Jaf, babe, babycakes, babygirl (Jafar hates this one), smoochie poo, snootchie, desert serpent, snake charmer, Jafalicious (he was drunk), and many.. many more

- Jafar prefers the more traditional names. Things like ‘darling,’ ‘dearest,’ ‘love,’ all that. He more so makes cute remarks about Hades’ Fire powers than uses any silly name. (‘Set my heart aflame’ is one of his favorites!)

- Jafar likes to scratch Hades under the chin. A simple, teasing gesture.

- Hades thinks Jafar is so pretty. Like, stupidly pretty! Ridiculously pretty! Sculpted face, honeyed voice, elegant gestures, effeminate stance—He’s such a babe and Hades can’t fathom that he scored such a baddie!

- My Jafar is a genuine romantic, and he hates sharing that fact with anyone. He yearns so badly to be wanted that it hurts. So, safe to say, Hades was surprised when Jafar expressed wanting a genuine romance. To be chased down hallways, to be romanced. Luckily, Hades likes to spoil!

Just a few off the top of my head!! If anyone wants some more (or to be my friend and talk gay nonsense about these two 🥺👉👈), let me know!! Happy to oblige!!

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

Chat can I ask wtf this is supposed to mean

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

Another slide from my entire “Aladdin and Hercules are connected” slideshow—JUST showing off the Jades content tbh

I lost access to the pictures, so just have the slide LMAOOO Fun fact! Hades calls Jafar ‘Babe’ 6 fuckin times in the episode!