WELCOMING ALL CLAMS, CUCUMBERS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN!!
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE BESTEST MOST EPIC COOLEST BEACH PARTY IS ABOUT TO GO LIVE ACROSS THE FIVE-- four? SEAS! ATTACHED TO THIS MESSAGE IS A SPECIAL LOGPOSE THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO OUR HUMBLE ABODE:
BONFIRE ISLAND
DUE TO THE UNFORTUNATE SEA CURRENTS, WE SUSPECT THE TRIP FROM OVER YONDER TO BE AN APPROXIMATE 5 DAYS OF SMOOTH SAILING!! HOPE TO SEE YOU HERE AUGUST 5TH AND WE WILL WELCOME YOU IN OPEN ARMS UNTIL THE MARINES COME AND STOP US THEMSELVES!
FOR OUR GUESTS WE HAVE BUT A FEWWW IMPORTANT RULES!
COME WITH A BIG SMILE
WEAR AWESOME BEACH/SWIM WEAR
DONT FORGET SUNSCREEN! THE SUN IS HOT!
BRING YOUR FRIENDS, PETS AND FAMILY!
WE AS YOUR AWESOME HOSTS WILL PROVIDE THE FOOD, DRINKS, BOOZE AND OTHER NECESSITIES! JUST BRING AN AWESOME ATTITUDE AND COME MAKE THIS BEACH PARTY THE MOST AWESOMEST PARTY EVERRR!
THIS WAS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING MY DUDES! HOPE TO SEE YOUR LOVELY FACES DRUNK AND ECSTATIC 💋
~Sincerely yours, your favorite party captain JJ