#first aid fail

[buddhisttrueist]

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[hwarangs-say-what]

*ah ro teaching cpr using a dummy part 2*

ah ro: okay, you didn't maintain 100 beats per minute and nobody called an ambulance- so you lost him.

sun woo: okay, he's dead. any one know what we do next?

han sung: we bury him.

sun woo: wrong. we check for an organ donor card. if he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.

soo ho: he has no wallet. i checked.

yeo wool: he is an organ donor.

sun woo: he is? give me some ice and a styrofoam bucket. *pulls out sword and stabs mannequin*

ji dwi: WHAT THE FUCK?!

ban ryu: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

sun woo: we search for the organs! where's the heart...

ah ro: SUN WOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MASTER HWA-

hwi hwa: no, let the hwarangs learn. it's not like he would do any other damage.

sun woo: *cuts out mannequin's face out and sticks it onto his face*

[hwarangs-say-what]

*ah ro teaching cpr using a dummy part 1*

ah ro: okay, so accessing the situation, are they breathing?

sun woo: no, ah ro, they are not breathing. and they have no arms or legs.

ah ro: ... no, that's not part of it.

sun woo: where are they?

ban ryu: you know what? if we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? i mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

soo ho: i would want to live with no legs.

ban ryu: how about no arms?

ban ryu: no arms or legs is basically how you exist right now soo ho. you don't do anything.

soo ho: ...

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