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No, the Allegiant General hasn’t given us a pay raise either.

#first order hr #first order #first order human resources #allegiant general pryde #tros spoilers #technically i guess so i'll tag for safety #jeez it's been 800 years what were my tags before #we heard it from the intercom: updates

HR here. Is there any legal channels we can follow if we think we're being underpaid?

You have reached the Legal Department of the First Order. Excuse our ignorance, but we thought Human Resources themselves were the ones who arranged compensation for all First Order personnel; Couldn’t your department just… rearrange the budget so you would receive better pay? Our only other suggestion would be to consult General Hux about your concerns regarding your salary. Especially now that we have reason to believe he might be plotting a sudden change in First Order leadership… However, if you believe your services are deliberately underpaid due to departmental bias or favouritism, we could definitely assist with that. This would require documentation outlining your department’s revenue so we can compare it to the salary given to the other departments. If there is a discrepancy and it is determined to be caused by discrimination, the next step will involve us recommending the General adjust your pay to close this gap in wages, or we will be forced to pursue alternative measures. We hope this has answered your question completely to your satisfaction, and we are glad to assist if you require our services further. Long Live the First Order.

#no #our recommendation does not involve us threatening the general #where did that idea come from? those alternative measures do not include blackmail #where are all these rumours coming from?#our datapad is calling ➡ asked #first-order-salt-department #first order salt department #first-order-hr #first order hr

Do you guys miss Supreme Leader Snoke?

Human Resources here. No comment. Have a productive day.

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I had a friend that was sent to reconditioning. What exactly does 'reconditioning' entail??

Human Resources here. Reconditioning is a completely safe and perfectly harmless process designed to increase loyalty to the First Order within individuals. Your friend may experience some memory loss and a level of change in their personality; these are normal side effects of the reconditioning process and nothing to worry about. Should you have further concerns we encourage you to visit the reconditioning department yourself, where the qualified professionals staffing it will be able to assist you in being reconditioned yourself. Have a productive day.

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Hello, yes, I'd like to put in a request for Lord Ren to stop, er, choking me, please?

Human Resources here. Please keep content of this nature between you and Lord Ren. This is a PG-13 helpline….. Wait one minute, we have another call coming in.

Thank you for your patience. We have just been informed that this was a serious request for assistance. Please fill in forms 187(b), 95-4, and optionally JZYN63 and file them directly into the trash compactor because we are not going to fight Lord Ren with one of our helpful staff. Have a productive day.

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HR LIVES *𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗣 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗣* HR LIVES *𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗣 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗣*

((Yep! I’m still here, I’ve just been busy af with university and also the Star Wars MMO))

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Resistance spies have sabotaged the Finalizer's engines. We're going to need all of the necessary materials to fix them.

Human Resources here. Please report to engineering. Unless this is a prank call, in which case we suggest you head directly to reconditioning. Our stormtroopers will be with you shortly. Have a productive day.

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Good Morning Human Resources here, notifying you that we have finally gotten our department properly set up. Please make sure your commlink is turned on to catch any annoucements. Have a productive day. /first-order-hr

M’ department? Oh. Oh, right. Forgot all ‘bout that ol’ thing. I’ve been away on business for quite a while, so I’m awful sure ‘M gettin’ this a bit late.

Ah, well. Thanks for the note, anyhow. I’ll b’ sure t’get on that.

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