#m1taka

[first-order-hr]

Hello, yes, I'd like to put in a request for Lord Ren to stop, er, choking me, please?

Human Resources here. Please keep content of this nature between you and Lord Ren. This is a PG-13 helpline….. Wait one minute, we have another call coming in. 

Thank you for your patience. We have just been informed that this was a serious request for assistance. Please fill in forms 187(b), 95-4, and optionally JZYN63 and file them directly into the trash compactor because we are not going to fight Lord Ren with one of our helpful staff. Have a productive day.

[casaleweswhit]

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Casale huffed as they crossed their arms, leaning back in their chair. They had been kicked out of class once again for fighting. It’s not their fault that the other kids couldn’t take a punch. They were only in trouble because of that. If they hadn’t retaliated they wouldn’t be in trouble. If they had lost they would be in trouble. It’s only that they won were they in trouble. It was stupid. The other kids should have learned their lessons by now to not mess with them. They pouted, their parents would be angry, again. It was stupid.