Feb 22, 2020
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I think I scarred the check out clerk at the grocery store...
Me: *gets in 10 items or less checkout lane with my donut in uniform*
Her: Do you like it?
Me: I assume you mean my job...? Yes, I really do!
Her: Oh my goodness! Yes your job! Sorry! Is it stressful? I feel like I'd freak out and not know what to do!!
Me: Schooling helps with that! I rarely get stress because of not knowing what to do. It's mostly the whole "What the hell did I just see??" Part that stresses me out.
Her:......
Me: Thanks! Have a good day!! 😃
perks of EMS: getting paid to eat, sleep, and shit
not perks of EMS: getting told by the state (US) that they aren't going to investigate elder abuse you reported and you nearly burn out after six years (last year)
Yeah sex is great but have you ever driven the ambulance and every car hears your siren and pulls over in a timely manner?;
Me either and I'm still a virgin.
I was so close to going to my first call today. It was an automatic alarm and went to fully involved. GAH!! I feel like that was such an extremely rookie thing to say but still!!