It's not funny, Sneth

what do you mean my personal blog is all shitposts?? firefighter/EMT, occasional Upright Citizens Brigade writer, film major, and pretty gay. 27 NY. Sideblog: firebenders-inc

[timecapsuleonfire]

"my child is fine"

Your child was terrorized by a ghost every night then bullied at school and you called her a liar and sent her to therapy about it and she was still traumatized well into adulthood and is now comforted by her ghost-slaying radioactive girlfriend

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[carbomcoco]

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

[carbomcoco]

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

[yesthattoo]

Sometimes "they" are us who got an entire graduate degree for the explicit purpose of saying this stuff where academics might take it seriously.

[stuffed-bilby]

We all need floor time sometimes

[caesarsaladinn]

and here, class, we see a heifer attempting to impregnate a bull:

[stupit]

[goblinparty]

when u pull a freaky girl but aren't fully prepared for all that entails

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[shiningxdiamond]

this will always make me laugh. makoto, what the fuck does this mean

[fluffmugger]

I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

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run away

[writingraccoon]

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

[macheesmo]

[whereserpentswalk]

[ahasiw-okitowin]

[shortlesbian]

[timecapsuleonfire]

Please AO3 people help me, I can't figure out how to turn off guest comments. I wrote a one shot about my friend who passed away and this is what I get

[timecapsuleonfire]

the whimsy in life really leaves once you're out of YA-main-character age range

[animentality]

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

[timecapsuleonfire]

the only apps on my phone screen are there for aesthetic. my 3 most used apps aren't even there. I gotta get em from the tray.