It’s Never Enough by Bearandleonardwrite @erikabearikuh
"Yeah? What else?" Harry asks anyways. Louis doesn't know he's a history professor and Harry doesn't want to tell him because he doesn't want to, like, offend him or embarrass him or something. He really, really likes the sound of Louis' voice and doesn't want him to stop talking. Ever.
"The first attack was led by the Catholics." Right. "And they just, like, stormed Jerusalem and took over." Mostly wrong, but Harry just lets him talk, lets him explain (more like make up) everything in the section.
(Basically; Harry is a history professor who fancies Louis, the fit bloke that works at his favorite museum. Louis doesn't know anything about history and he definitely doesn't know Harry's a professor. Featuring an awful blind date, some inappropriate grinding in Ancient Rome, and a handful of mishaps.)