#firstofficerweenie

[bodysharing]

hi i just f i n a l l y caught up on milkfic and that last scene hit like a punch in the gut, thought you should know (thank you for sharing such a wonderful fic with us btw it's v v good)

:^) thanks im always happy to inflict severe gut wounds to my audience 

[churbooseanon]

may i ask for a domestic yorkalina ficlet, possibly including a mishap with a rocking chair if you're still taking prompts?

It isn’t broken. It isn’t broken because it can’t be broken. It isn’t broken because it can’t be broken because Carolina said that this damn thing had been in her family for three generations now and you can’t just break your girlfriend’s heirloom rocking chair when you only moved in a week ago. York had probably been pacing for almost ten minutes, staring at where the runner (he had actually gone online to find out the word for it) had come off of some support spindle or other that held it to the chair, fretting frantically. His teeth worried endlessly at his lip, shaking. Why did it have to be this bad? She was going to kill him. Their relationship was going to be over. Three years together and he fucked it up in the first week. The first week of the time he was trying to give himself as a trial before he proposed. Why? “York I’m... home?”The door behind him being open was the worst thing. York whirled and worked to make sure he was situated right between his girlfriend and the chair. Maybe he can throw a blanket over it. Maybe she would never notice. Maybe... “Dammit, did that runner pop out again? I swear this time I’m going to nail the thing in place rather than trying to trust wood glue. Anyway, honey, I’ve got take out. Thai. Go get the plates while I pop this back in. I’ll fix it later.”

[lostlegendaerie]

i'm not fully sure why we're sending you accents yet but here have another for your pile

for a voice thing! so i would record myself saying things and therefore avoid being forever lost to the void of time once i finally exit this flesh prison!!!!

five to go!

[lostlegendaerie]

*talking about avoiding dehydration at cons*

indy: i know they have insulated grocery bags and lunch boxes but do they have backpacks tho. for all your snacking needs

saro: they do but babe i can't be the one wearing it. not if im wearing armor

saro: fuck.

saro: if you got like a camelbak or something i could just follow you around at the con and when i was thirsty just yell GIMME THE SUCC

indy: o h m y g o d

indy: okay but now I HAVE TO

[xivymoonx]

for the meme, flat white and herbal tea?

Flat White: Coffee or Tea?

Tea! I don't really like coffee at all. But I'm a tea fiend, and I'm not allowed to buy any these days as my collection is enormous..

Herbal Tea: You're at a candle shop, what scented candle do you buy?

I gravitate toward floral and woody scents! A favorite is Lilac. But I love trying new scents almost every time I buy a candle. I avoid sweet food scents like cupcakes or such, because after only about a minute of lighting them I get really nauseated.

[eight-times-nine]

for the pokemon type meme: you seem like fairy/flying to me!

!!! i love it

[lostlegendaerie]

⭐️ for the meme thing?

Washington, but pre-fall of PFL. before he went to prison, when he really liked cats

but had still smashed someone’s face into a mirror if you believe the book is canon

[lostlegendaerie]

hap birth 💜

THANK im much blessed