#firstordersgeneral

[sinsof-ourfathers]

please do feel free to bring kylo's ass back to the light side. we don't want him anymore. ( what? crack? me? never! )

“Would you like me to find Brendol’s ghost and kick him a few times while I’m at it?”

[twentyoneeightysevena]

@firstordersgeneral

“you wanted to see me, sir?” fn-2187 stood in front of the general, posture straight, eyes straight ahead. everything was fuzzy in his head, but he knew that whatever orders he was about to be given, he needed to follow. that he needed to prove himself as useful to the order.

[twentyoneeightysevena]

firstordersgeneral replied to your post: finn after starkiller is destroyed: i’d like to...

u lil shit

yes sir general. just like i was trained to be.

[twentyoneeightysevena]

firstordersgeneral replied to your post: am i allowed to break this babe?

*gives you a permission form stamped by the first order*

*delivers traitor for reconditioning. there’s no escaping the first order*

[sinsof-ourfathers]

That has nothing to do with Kylo's redemption topic.

"On the contrary."

[sinsof-ourfathers]

My point is: I don't think I'll stop plotting your grandson's death. But, if you do bring him back to the light, we won't have that problem, will we? He'll be out of my hair and you'll get him alive. Win win.

“And you’ll continue trying to dominating the Galaxy, I suppose?”

[sinsof-ourfathers]

iiiiiiiiiiii don't think i can promise that. no offense, but your grandson's a bit unhinged. aaaand a brat.

“And you’re utterly terrified of him. Your point?”

[sinsof-ourfathers]

............i...... i mean... well, if you... why not? thanks? i guess? well that was weird.

“I’ll see about doing that as well. Just... stop plotting to kill Ben while he’s unconscious, okay?”