#firstworldflightproblems

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I would just like to, just one time, get on an American Airlines plane where it isn't completely decrepit. I'm embarrassed for you American!

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Flying super duper economy tomorrow. And when I say super duper economy I mean, it's one of those extra dirt cheap Ryanair pay per use washroom type flights.

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That moment when

US Airways decided it would be at the same par as American: I'm on my flight US504 to home. The rare occasion I'm sick, with a fever, jacket zipped to my neck, sitting in peasant class with all the leisure travelers, sun burnt from their Phoenician tans, next to a window, and in my best Tiny Tim voice: "Please mame, a blanket?" "Blankets are $9 dollars" 😠😤 Bitch, what part about being fully zipped, sweating profusely, reeking of fever do I not look like maybe you can spare me a fucking blanket? Yous lucky I'm too sick to backslap you!

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The face I make when I get to my seat...and someone is sitting in it! 🙀

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Boarding for Business / First Class

I'm sorry that you feel that I don't belong in Business Class, now please scan my boarding pass. Me and my Jordans, rap music, and Wall Street Journal would like to get into my Business Cabin seat. Please and thank you.