#fwfp

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That funny moment

When someone wants to make you wait because they don't understand the boarding rules. I'm sorry that your code share partner decided to grant me Sapphire status. Your planes are garbage as it is. So can I just get to my garbage seat already?

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Ugh nexus fliers

Who clearly are not frequent fliers

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Not flying my usual

The weird feeling of not boarding first on this flight.

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That moment when you're stuck on a plane

The flight isn't sold out And due to weight issues the airline offers 5 people $700 for you to fly tomorrow And there is a visibly overweight person in the seat in front of you

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Oh lord

What can be worse than showering in the lounge and the hair dryer deciding to commit an inconvenient suicide.

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Reasons I don't fly discounted airlines

The hot head who believes he has a 'right' to having his cabin bag exactly above his seat. Sir, you're flying economy. You gave up all your rights when you decided you'd cheap out on your flight to Gatwick.

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Flying super duper economy tomorrow. And when I say super duper economy I mean, it's one of those extra dirt cheap Ryanair pay per use washroom type flights.

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And again

Even when I try to fly economy. They upgrade me to first.