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For fuck sales Air Canada

I just want some fucking consistency. Don't let me in one day w two people and the next day without. Ya'll acting like a big fat c***

#air canada

When you don't realize that you have to be ticketed in a certain group with status to get a paid for upgrade..

#basic bitches #first world flight problems

It takes a certain level of basic

To be tugging Goyard luggage, paid for that Clear bs, and still be in boarding group 4 with no TSA pre check and in economy class.

Talk about new money basic.

#basic bitches #first world flight problems #flight life

Fuck you TSA

Seriously, why the fuck did you let me into PHX, LAX and out of LAX w that bottle of hot sauce only to take it away this time? The liquid has only decreased. Either you're all fucking idiots that cannot deliver your job with consistency or you're all fucking idiots that cannot deliver your job with consistency.

#tsa #idiots #fuck you

I would just like to, just one time, get on an American Airlines plane where it isn't completely decrepit. I'm embarrassed for you American!

#american airlines #firstworldflightproblems #flight life #thenewamerican

It's amateur hour on this dash

Seriously, if the flight attendant says the bag doesn't fit then it doesn't fit

#first world flight problems #annoyed

That funny moment

When someone wants to make you wait because they don't understand the boarding rules. I'm sorry that your code share partner decided to grant me Sapphire status. Your planes are garbage as it is. So can I just get to my garbage seat already?

#american airlines #first world flight problems #fwfp

When you don't know the difference

Between Global Entry and Global Access. Yes all of us in group 1 are totally judging your ass!

#first world flight problems

Ugh nexus fliers

Who clearly are not frequent fliers

#first world flight problems #nexus #flight life #fwfp

Everytime someone

Who is 'Instagram famous' takes a the out of the window airplane wing photo... I know they're sitting in Economy. :|

#first world flight problems #flight problems #you think you're cool

Not flying my usual

The weird feeling of not boarding first on this flight.

#the fuck #first world flight problems #fwfp

That moment when you're stuck on a plane

The flight isn't sold out And due to weight issues the airline offers 5 people $700 for you to fly tomorrow And there is a visibly overweight person in the seat in front of you

#first world flight problems #fwfp #flight life #irony

Oh lord

What can be worse than showering in the lounge and the hair dryer deciding to commit an inconvenient suicide.

#first world flight problems #fwfp #first world problems

Reasons I don't fly discounted airlines

The hot head who believes he has a 'right' to having his cabin bag exactly above his seat. Sir, you're flying economy. You gave up all your rights when you decided you'd cheap out on your flight to Gatwick.

#first world flight problems #fwfp #seriously #peasant class

Flying super duper economy tomorrow. And when I say super duper economy I mean, it's one of those extra dirt cheap Ryanair pay per use washroom type flights.

#lhr #firstworldflightproblems #fwfp #mad #flightlife

Oh, how I have forgotten what it is like to fly peasant class without any status.

#first world flight problems #fwfp #peasant class #Flight problems #travel life #elite status

And again

Even when I try to fly economy. They upgrade me to first.

#the struggle is real #first world flight problems #fwfp #travel

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