For fuck sales Air Canada
I just want some fucking consistency. Don't let me in one day w two people and the next day without. Ya'll acting like a big fat c***
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For fuck sales Air Canada
I just want some fucking consistency. Don't let me in one day w two people and the next day without. Ya'll acting like a big fat c***
When you don't realize that you have to be ticketed in a certain group with status to get a paid for upgrade..
It takes a certain level of basic
To be tugging Goyard luggage, paid for that Clear bs, and still be in boarding group 4 with no TSA pre check and in economy class.
Talk about new money basic.
Fuck you TSA
Seriously, why the fuck did you let me into PHX, LAX and out of LAX w that bottle of hot sauce only to take it away this time? The liquid has only decreased. Either you're all fucking idiots that cannot deliver your job with consistency or you're all fucking idiots that cannot deliver your job with consistency.
I would just like to, just one time, get on an American Airlines plane where it isn't completely decrepit. I'm embarrassed for you American!
It's amateur hour on this dash
Seriously, if the flight attendant says the bag doesn't fit then it doesn't fit
That funny moment
When someone wants to make you wait because they don't understand the boarding rules. I'm sorry that your code share partner decided to grant me Sapphire status. Your planes are garbage as it is. So can I just get to my garbage seat already?
When you don't know the difference
Between Global Entry and Global Access. Yes all of us in group 1 are totally judging your ass!
Ugh nexus fliers
Who clearly are not frequent fliers
Everytime someone
Who is 'Instagram famous' takes a the out of the window airplane wing photo... I know they're sitting in Economy. :|
Not flying my usual
The weird feeling of not boarding first on this flight.
That moment when you're stuck on a plane
The flight isn't sold out And due to weight issues the airline offers 5 people $700 for you to fly tomorrow And there is a visibly overweight person in the seat in front of you
Oh lord
What can be worse than showering in the lounge and the hair dryer deciding to commit an inconvenient suicide.
Reasons I don't fly discounted airlines
The hot head who believes he has a 'right' to having his cabin bag exactly above his seat. Sir, you're flying economy. You gave up all your rights when you decided you'd cheap out on your flight to Gatwick.
Flying super duper economy tomorrow. And when I say super duper economy I mean, it's one of those extra dirt cheap Ryanair pay per use washroom type flights.
Oh, how I have forgotten what it is like to fly peasant class without any status.
And again
Even when I try to fly economy. They upgrade me to first.