#fish brain

[moanz111]

i hate myself bc i literally have red string chapters written, i just get so distracted that i forget to upload on time (ok this is kinda funny)

[triplethreat77]

Rain canceled our skate park plans Sunday, but fortunately the weather was perfect Monday, so I took off work. I skated the half pipe on quads and inlines - with my boyfriend swooning from the coping. The pink wax he got me smelled like candy, and we left after a good workout (and a few wipeouts). Ice cold tequila was a necessary cool down.

[honeyinapot]

Oh how I love my boyfailure who kisses me on the palm of my hand

[straymackerel]

Having drunk a pint of beer at luncheon—beer is a sedative to the brain, and my afternoons are the least intellectual portion of my life—I would go out for a walk of two or three hours. As I went along, thinking of nothing in particular, only looking at things around me and following the progress of the seasons, there would flow into my mind, with sudden and unaccountable emotion, sometimes a line or two of verse, sometimes a whole stanza at once…

A.E. Housman, The Name and Nature of Poetry

[piscis-pictor-austrinos]

When I see apes go absolutely buckwild when there is a load of noise in movies I always thought that it was ridiculous...

That was until I felt the sudden primal urge to absolutely demolish a loud ass motorcycle that drives by me with a metal bar.

Now I understand...

[straymackerel]

Dated reference one more time *grabby hands*

i’m a ✨fish✨ not a dog ~ can’t do it on command

[noneofusareverno]

I like how my old vitamin D pills were measured in “units.” Units of what? Are you hiding the sun in there? What is the unit????

[ohhcinnybuns]

Lowkey... I forgot this is the final week for my current course, and I have a demonstration and lab due on Wednesday, with a final on Sunday. That's the biggest RIP ever. SOMEONE SAVE ME