#monkey brain

[thatbigwitchbitch]

Me: gets 4 oranges and a gallon of orange juice

Me, checking the fridge the next day: oh no, one of my oranges and half the juice is gone!

The monkey in my brain: eat the rest now! Some pest clearly discovered your stash! You have to eat it all right now!

Me, already tearing into an orange and face covered in juice: aye aye captain

Me, the next day, checking the fridge: aw man where’d my oranges go? Damn

[checkitout-checkitout]

Zen is not "If I sit still and breathe long enough I'll achieve enlightenment," Zen is "Damn son, sitting and breathing is awesome."

[itsfortheplants]

Because I’m at the end of my rope, I’ll be spending the month making hundreds of tiny clay magnets in the shape of various food items so I can put them on my fridge door and see at a glance alllll the stuff inside the fridge that I forget exists when I can’t see it.

Today I made raw chicken breasts and onions. I don’t even know if this will work I’m just tired of throwing out produce.

[rafayelhaven]

size kink is so fucking stupid why is my head blank when someone is taller/bigger or smaller/shorter than me

[tmntthekitekid]

10 yrs sober today. Big day xx

This is my first time using capcut Don't judge me.

[12-toads-in-a-trench-coat]

most of my problems are caused by stupid monkey brain. we should exile him

[nine--eyes]

Not even gonna start with excuses—life’s been rough and my brain’s been cooked. Not even monkes could save me (Season 6 when??).

To cope, I made a bunch of LMK AUs. This one’s a businessman AU—Wukong runs a mega corp, Mac’s head of security, and MK’s the unpaid intern. Simple brainrot stuff. (HQ’s called Huaguo Tower and yes, it has a waterfall entrance.)

Got more doodles, might post ’em soon. Ok byeeee~

[bardsgettingsilly]

Charcuterie boards seem to satisfy a primitive need to eat ants off a log while vocalizing with my nestmates.