#monkey brain

[checkitout-checkitout]

Zen is not "If I sit still and breathe long enough I'll achieve enlightenment," Zen is "Damn son, sitting and breathing is awesome."

[rafayelhaven]

size kink is so fucking stupid why is my head blank when someone is taller/bigger or smaller/shorter than me

[tmntthekitekid]

10 yrs sober today. Big day xx

This is my first time using capcut Don't judge me.

[12-toads-in-a-trench-coat]

most of my problems are caused by stupid monkey brain. we should exile him

[nine--eyes]

Not even gonna start with excuses—life’s been rough and my brain’s been cooked. Not even monkes could save me (Season 6 when??).

To cope, I made a bunch of LMK AUs. This one’s a businessman AU—Wukong runs a mega corp, Mac’s head of security, and MK’s the unpaid intern. Simple brainrot stuff. (HQ’s called Huaguo Tower and yes, it has a waterfall entrance.)

Got more doodles, might post ’em soon. Ok byeeee~

[bardsgettingsilly]

Charcuterie boards seem to satisfy a primitive need to eat ants off a log while vocalizing with my nestmates.

[cloverlyartist]

thinking abt venom guilty gear

[luciiipurrr666]

if you think about it, we're basically just chimpanzees and bonobos that gave up our fur coats for fancy clothes and shiny accessories