#fishyrant

[queenfishie]

Trying to look up Guy Gardner stuff (for self ship art hehe) now that I’ve watched the movie and I only get art of the comic version and twinkified Nathan Fillion. Like that man did not look remotely young in that movie and that’s not a bad thing, please I need him to look old.

Or the ones are in like movie Guy cope, drawing him to look more like the comic version but everyone else is movie version.

And he’s so new to the public eye that there’s still only like 4 X readers on AO3.

[queenfishie]

People on Twitter shipping Mable and Jerry, I have to just assume they’re younger and using her as a self insert.

“She’s an adult relax” yeah she’s been one for a whooping YEAR. Just gives me the ick and I had to vent LMAO.

[queenfishie]

Welp I beat ZA!

Spoilers below obv.

SO THEY KILLED AZ.

And the worst part is that obviously the only way for his character to move forward after his “redemption” is complete is for him to finally die. Which…okay. Did he have to die all ALONE though?? Would I have PREFERRED him to marry me and then he could simply die at the same time as me when IM old…yes. But I guess we all can’t get what we want huh? 😭

Also is it just me or was Corbeau wanting that cookie SO BAD. And the game low key shipped us because what do you MEAN we fight the wedding Megas together???

Okay, going back to AZ. I think most of us knew he was probably done for when he started that plot cough. I saw it the first time was just. “Oh, they’re killing Az off. 🙁” was not super happy lol.

And what made it worse is that I was taking MAD screenshots of him too, any time I saw him. he’s so pretty, handsome etc. I LOVE HIM OKAY. 13 year old me would have had a STROKE if she knew her homeless man crush fucking DIED. Especially after he only got 5 YEARS with Floette since the end of XY.

And this may be a hot take but I HATE what they turned Zygarde into, have since Sun/Moon. I hated the fetch quest of finding all those STUPID cells just to get a DOG then my awesome snake? But luckily my GOAT Lysander collected them all for me in this game. I guess I don’t MIND the 100 percent form, I’m just letting nostalgia bias take over.

Speaking of Sun and moon, is ultra not canon? I kind of suspected it wasn’t, like it was an alternate timeline with the Rainbow Rocket thing. Isn’t the fan theory that there’s two main timelines, one with mega evolution and one without. And that’s where you get ORAS. Okay wait I’m gonna stop myself because this is quickly turning into a whole different rant lol.

One quick thing about the actual game is that Urbain was kinda starting to piss me off a little at the end there, he gets me and the gang roped into his debt with the French Yakuza and then he takes Floette anyways after we beat him in our “rival battle.” I get that they’re probably closer but IM the actual main character dang it.

Okay that’s it, I’m only on level 26 research wise for Mable so I gotta lock in for that shiny charm.